For her birthday, I would buy the Queen...?

A subscription to’Majesty’ magazine.

Some worry beads, noise cancelling headphones and a lifetimes supply of her favourite tipple.

Chestnut

A membership of Gransnet with the username QE2 so we know it's her and can find out what she thinks about everything!

I like to think that a member of the Royal Household peruses our humble threads and feeds back to HM!

A Shetland pony, as befits her age.

A membership of Gransnet with the username QE2 so we know it's her and can find out what she thinks about everything!

A pair of jeans - I don’t think I’ve ever seen her in one

I think she would love an e- scooter ixion, great idea.

Nothing, she has plenty. I’d give the money to charity.
Yes, I realise this is a light hearted thread

How about this?

A slanket for cosy nights in front of the TV.

An e-scooter for the miles of corridors she has to cover.

A new Tupperware box for the old brekkies.

A Cardiganshire Corgi puppy

A pair of comfy tracky bottoms and top to relax in after taking off all her formal clothes.

That’s a good one.
A pair of posh ear plugs to use when the family argue or Harry has anymore to say.