Thank you squiffy, such a sweet story.
We've got a Stephen and George who do their tap dance on the grass, pretending they are the rain to fool the worms.
Trying to deal with masses of seagulls at the hospital was a real problem though. Babies would get stuck in the inner courtyards so we would call in the bird rescue team. Unfortunately their poo, and pigeon's poo was toxic and a health risk to patients. We had a chap visit with a hawk, which worked for 30 mins or so.
Tried a bird scarer too, which made the distress call of a gull, but this was louder than the actual birds.
In the end, we called in specialists recommended by the airport maintenance team.
Nobby no mates was still at home outside staff canteen when I left a year ago though