Funny benefits of older people wearing a ?

As others have mentioned, I don’t need to wear lipstick, hairy chin and upper lip are for my eyes only and that piece of lettuce on the teeth is well hidden. I quite like hiding behind my mask. Oh and on cold days in winter it keeps me warm.

Keeping my face warm and dry. Not having to worry that I missed any stray hairs on my chin. My daughter got carded twice once buying wine and a pair of secateurs she was thrilled she's 38 .

The stray hairs a constant problem and my horrid teeth are covered. I am not in a rush to ditch.

MerylStreep

Callistemon
With that lot on there’s bugger all else to see, is there. ?

Nope, could be very flattering!

Although I may still look like a mushroom.

Mouthing obscenities to ignorant oiks that come too close or don’t wear a mask without fearing for my life.

My pharmacist said I didn't look anywhere near my age. He could only see my eyes!

I can glare and swear, albeit silently, when some ** person runs their trolley into me because their glasses have steamed up!

AGAA4, Please will you share your solution to steamed up glasses ? My misty specs drive me mad !

Big sunnies and a mask hide a multitude of sins ❤️

Have saved a fortune in lipstick!!

Callistemon
With that lot on there’s bugger all else to see, is there. ?

Waiting for a new top plate mine is giving me jip so can go out in the UK without them in
Apart from that they can go into the nearest bin

Now I have sorted the steamed up glasses situation I quite like wearing a mask for all the reasons listed above.

Losing a front crown, and not being able to get into the Dentist.

I can yawn in church without worrying the minister may think he is boring me.

With sunglasses or a hat you can sometimes avoid people you can’t be bothered stopping to talk to in the supermarket….

Kept my nose warm all winter.

If you’ve eaten garlic you don’t need to worry about breathing garlic fumes on people the following day.

JulieNoted, that’s exactly what I was thinking! ??

I can mutter to myself and no-one knows.

Better still they hide a massive hot flush ?

Not having to "panic" pluck rogue moustache hairs!

A sunhat, sunglasses and a mask can take 15+ years off you!

I was chatted up for the first time in 15 years. Just shows it is my face that puts men off. ?

Not putting makeup on before I go out. May be a bit of a shock for anyone who sees me at home!