Going clubbing!

I’m even more excited now after researching the venue!

youtu.be/gRh6ZPewTQs

Grandmabatty

Dancing round our shopping trollies is the new disco thing!

We’re gonna need a bigger room!

Won’t the handbags be a bit big for dancing round though? I need one that’ll fit my phone, cards, purse, perfume, lippy, mask, sanitiser, reading glasses, distance glasses, umbrella, tissues, medication, slippers for later on, Werther’s Originals, cardi and rain hat. And a Bag for Life in case I pop into Tesco’s on the way home. And some of you might need your Tenas (not me, of course ).

Love it ?

Dancing round our shopping trollies is the new disco thing!

disorientated....see, it’s started already ?

Have we still got to dance round our hand bags? Might get a bit disoriented now with that one!

Yeah! Deffo

Priceless!!!.

???. I so love this thread. Mumsnet has a classics thread where the best threads are preserved for posterity. Does Gransnet have the same?
If so may I nominate Santana’s thread for the Hall of Fame GNHQ?

Can we put in requests to the DJ for a Zimmer dance, or even a Morris dance jig with walking sticks?

Maybe we could club together for late night transport as it might be too late to use our bus passes. We could hire a coach with a hydraulic lift. Preferably one with a boogie bar so we can have a cup of tea on the way there and horlicks on the way home.

Ok, right, I've spoken to James, the doorman ( we met at the vaccination centre, on the crash mat. He has a needle phobia, mine is masks) he has agreed to give a piggy back up the steps to anyone who needs it. Can't help on exit as everyone falls down the steps.
We will have to use bottom sliding method.

So funny! Can I come please?
If I take my hearing aids out there'll be no problem with all that loud thumpy music. Might take some throat strepsils too for all that shouting at the person sitting right next to me.

Callistemon

I might have to borrow from one of my grandchildren, they're the ones with more pocket money than me these days.

I went to borrow some money from my son's money box years ago.
All that was in it was the IOU I'd put there the week before ?

This is brilliant!!

I'll bring my step stool so I can get up on the bar for an exhibition bookie but I'll need help getting down again.

You guys are soooo witty.??

?£60 for a ticket Santana . I could buy a new set of teeth for that! Come to think of it, where are my dentures?

It's way past my bedtime and I need my beauty sleep although it's not working for some reason.

I might have to borrow from one of my grandchildren, they're the ones with more pocket money than me these days.

rightio then.
I need paying in full.
When's your pension due?
I'm hoping to get myself some new wheels a shopping trolley

Yes, I can handle troops, I took charge of the Admiral.

I don't need the sennokot
I might miss something exciting if I spent the night on the lav

Broops!
I suppose troops would be ok too though.