Going clubbing!

What are the toilets like, before I commit?

Have they got recliner’s? I need to put my feet up after abit of a boogie

Toilet windows back on to the river so well ventilated. I'm hoping cubicles are socially distanced with plenty of sanitising going on.

Still time to request recliners and cooling eye gel.

Will it be well lit so we can see where we're going?

Bit dimpsy I expect. Maybe some of those ultra violet lights that show up your knickers.
Shall we have cocktails?

Oh, lovely, I might have glo sticks left over from the eldest GC’s birthday. Newest Skechers, vest top, I suppose a bra is required and leggings, I’ll have my beta blockers and bp tabs in my bag, cross body in case of pickpockets, hope they don’t think I’m peddling drugs!

I'll peddle drugs.
Ibropofen, rennies.
You name em, I've got em.

Will the club serve a nice cup of tea, and are elasticsted trousers ok to wear?

I'll have to be home by ten as that's when I fall asleep.

Do they serve Horlicks shots at the bar?

I think my last bus home is 10.30 is that going to be a problem? not sure if my bus pass works after that.
Can we take a snack?

Hope they have room for a walking aid on the dance floor, and that the toilets aren’t upstairs. ? oh and that they serve Babycham cocktails.

And I'll definitely need to sit down. Have you seen the state of my feet?

A stair lift up to the podium, in case I want to throw some shapes?

My feet are too swollen for the heat for my platforms, can I wear my crocs? I’ll add some croc jewels to bedazzle them

I’ve been practising my seated leg exercises during lockdown so I’m ready and waiting. I just hope there is room for my favourite dining room chair on the dance floor! I’ll wear two tena pads though just in case there is a queue for the toilets, mind you there will be enough drinks spilt on the floor for any “accidents” to be noticed.

I knew there'd be another chance to wear my black pleather hot pants.

I might just put me nighty and dressing gown on.
It'll save me time when I get home.

I'm excited!!

Santana you can buy temporary tattoos
I often cover one arm in them before I go clubbing!

I fell off my platforms last time I went so I'm wearing my white trainers, they are the "in thing".

I'll peddle drugs.
Ibropofen, rennies.
You name em, I've got em.

Ooh yes, please, MissA, can you slip me some ibuprofen, my knees get very creaky.
I've got the dosh in used notes (Covid-free, they've been self-isolating for months).

<said out the side of my mouth>
Yep. Special offer - 2 troops and I throw in one rennie and a sennokot.

Broops!
I suppose troops would be ok too though.

I don't need the sennokot
I might miss something exciting if I spent the night on the lav

Yes, I can handle troops, I took charge of the Admiral.