Harry has written a tell it all book.

How to blackmail your grandmother, make millions and influence people!

Attention seeking-the prequel.
Followed by
If at first you don’t succeed, cry, cry, cry again.

Love ‘From frog to Prince’

Calendargirl

^Look out for the film^

And the role of Meghan will be played by…..The Duchess Of Sussex.

or Rachel or Pearl or ?
take your pick

Calendargirl

^Look out for the film^

And the role of Meghan will be played by…..The Duchess Of Sussex.

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Look out for the film

And the role of Meghan will be played by…..The Duchess Of Sussex.

eazybee

'The Book What I Wrote.'

Except he didn’t write it but a ghost writer did! They’ve been working on it all year.

Look out for the film.

I've got! It's the new breakfast diet he's on. He's gone from hearty full English to waffly pancakes with a dollop of fake cream on top.
I'm off to have a black coffee on the seafront to digest. I wonder if the book shop is taking advance orders?

'The Book What I Wrote.'

SueDonim

merlotgran

The book doesn't have a title yet.

Any suggestions?

‘Harry On Whining.’

:miaou:

From Prince to Frog

the book will be in the bargain basket for a fiver before the ink is dry.
he is a 'scoundrel' to use that old fashioned term.......

So, he writes this book, then what? Will he write another? He doesn't seem to be able to say anything but "poor me". Ultimately the public, even the Americans are going to get fed up with his whingeing.

Thanks everyone for your witty comments. They've made a good start to my day

How to win friends and influence people.

Misery

The Throne - living my best life as the spare.

Sadly not Ohmother.

I think no response to this news would have been the best response…but here I am again joining in. Do you think if we ignore him he’ll go away?

Bluebellwould

“Where will it all end?”

With Meghan giving him the heave ho and Harry having burned his boats irrevocably with his family.

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merlotgran

The book doesn't have a title yet.

Any suggestions?

‘From Prince To Pauper’

‘Happy Families’

‘Riches To Rags’

‘Love Changes Everything’

I thought of a title in the night:

Boom! Smashed it!
(with a double entendre of course)

I think it will have big writing to bulk it out. Another example of celebrities churning out guff.

Ellianne - good point !

Maybe it’ll be a dot to dot book, and when it’s completed , the picture will be a pot of Duchy of Cornwall jam. Or Adolf Hitler.

Infinity2

I wonder if he’s going to illustrate it himself ?
It’ll probably have little stick figures on the cover, but we’ll know it’s the Royals as they’ll all have little crowns on .

I doubt if he can draw, let alone write. He will be doing the colouring in.

I wonder if he’s going to illustrate it himself ?
It’ll probably have little stick figures on the cover, but we’ll know it’s the Royals as they’ll all have little crowns on .

Yes, it will inevitably be down to poor Charles to sort out all this mess in the end. The book will no doubt criticise his parenting which will be destructive to the RF.

Infinity2

How about Harry Bleats Again ? Oh sorry thought it was a children’s book.

This as well
You are all too witty tonight. You’re making me laugh anyway. Thanks.