Newspaper headline!

The mind boggles!

Now i know why i don`t like courgettes.

They got rid of most of our lovely local papers because of Covid. All we are left with are the pretty dire daily ones. In one of those left we have
Former Pie to lead Ovens and Murray contender
Translated is -Magpie ( Collingwood player) will lead as a coach to the area of the Ovens and Murray valley- place names.

Jailed again?

Not from my local paper but this made me laugh. Boys will be boys or a new event for Olympics 2024.

???????

Whitewater farting - just love it!!

I remember one from years ago that said:

"Road repairs finished. Bride now open to two way traffic."

Reminds me of the DM headline back in the 50s, about adventurer Vivian Fuchs. Fuchs off Again...

Forced to leave town, the notorious courgette recidivist changes his MO and is tracked down in Newport.

Missing link:

Luckygirl you made me laugh while I was feeling gloomy. Thanks.

The picture wasn't there a second ago!!!

You are welcome BlueSky

{grin} to all.
Sorry can't add any more. But still grinning!