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MissAdventure Tue 10-Aug-21 22:34:48

The opportunity to learn 'Essex'.

ASSA COMMONS – Our Parliament Building.

ART ATTACK – Extremely perturbed, as in “Don’t tell Sharon, She’ll have an art attack.”

ARST – Past tense of ask. “Jordan, I must’ve arst ya free fazzund times to clear up yer room.”

BANNSA – A person employed to deny access or eject troublemakers at a club. “Dave’s got izself a job as a bannsa.”

BANTY – A chocolate and coconut snack bar.

BAVE – To wash oneself.

BOAF – The two. “Oi Dave, ooja fancy most, Sharon or Tracy?” “Boaf” is the reply.

BRANSATCH – Motor racing circuit in Kent.

This is just for fun, by the way.

Alegrias1 Tue 01-Feb-22 13:30:40

The post I reported was from this morning.

LauraNorderr Tue 01-Feb-22 13:29:06

Oh dear Alegrias, you and I just got sucked in to a post from last August. Giving myself fifty lines.
I must remember to check dates before posting.
Still it was a funny thread.

LauraNorderr Tue 01-Feb-22 13:24:32

Translation of my post for non scousers. Oh golly gosh, I did giggle somewhat. How jolly funny.

LauraNorderr Tue 01-Feb-22 13:22:27

Ar ay MizAdventcha, I laughed me ‘ead off in me scouse accent der gerl. Dead funny like.

Alegrias1 Tue 01-Feb-22 13:06:33

I think the latest poster could take her own advice about improving her grammar!

Reported.

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Lillie Thu 12-Aug-21 15:30:47

a long while ago i did lamda and rada exams and one task was to perform a piece with a national or regional accent

welsh and irish were popular choices but we also studied liverpool and somerset accents and of course cockney which had the most scripts to perfrom

MissAdventure Thu 12-Aug-21 14:35:32

Where I live is where London people came in their holidays, and often they built their own holiday homes out of all sorts of materials.
The last of the holiday homes are being bulldozed now, and "apartments" being put in their place.
So yes, there is lots of original cockney families here.
It was recommended by doctors, for its fresh sea air. smile

Keeper1 Thu 12-Aug-21 14:17:16

It sounds more cockney to me although to be fair.

Judy54 Thu 12-Aug-21 14:06:28

Love it MissAdventure made me laugh. Shame some people are taking offence when I am sure none was intended.

Witzend Thu 12-Aug-21 11:12:30

I loved a big banner still up in the centre of Torrington (N Devon) sometime after whatever big event it was:

‘Us be plaized to see ee!’

(Possibly it was ‘zee ee’ - it was some years ago now. )

Kate1949 Thu 12-Aug-21 11:03:15

Not at all Fanny. It's annoying but like I said, we know different smile

FannyCornforth Thu 12-Aug-21 10:43:17

Sorry Kate, I hope you didn’t think me rude.
I’m Black Country too.
Oh the ‘thick’ thing, it drives me up the wall. It’s definitely happened to me.

Kate1949 Thu 12-Aug-21 10:39:58

Fanny I didn't make myself clear. When I said 'my accent' I meant a Birmingham/Black Country accent in general. It's usually people on TV. I don't think it's ever actually happened to me thinking about it. I just laugh at those on TV who assume we are all thick. I know different.

FannyCornforth Thu 12-Aug-21 10:27:44

Yes, absolutely Callistemon
It’s like you are allowed to take the mick out of your own family, but woe betide if anyone else does!

Whereabouts in the Midlands are you from, chick? smile
It must be the East, (duck) -apologies if you’ve already told me, my memory is appalling!

Callistemon Thu 12-Aug-21 10:21:39

FannyCornforth

Kate1949

I thought it was clever. I'm a Brummie. Anyone can (and frequently do) take the mickie out of my accent. I find it funny.

I absolutely loathe people taking the piss out of my accent.
It’s rude and stupid.
I just don’t understand why people think that it’s acceptable.

(This isn’t a comment on the thread btw)

That's rather different to people taking the Mickey out of themselves, though, isn't it FannyC

I don't call people 'duck' any more, I suppose being away for 50+ years I just stopped but if I go back to the Midlands and someone says " oreet me duck" I'm home!

Likewise the West Country: "alright me babber? I done a proper job for 'ee" is comforting.

Love regional accents, well most of them but I won't comment on those I don't much like. Now that is rude.

Nannagarra Thu 12-Aug-21 10:14:42

If someone shares the accent and exaggerates it for effect, Fanny, I take it as great fun. A friend and I often do it. That aside, I totally agree with you Fanny. It depends on who’s doing it and their motive.
Crikey, I’m starting to take this seriously now…stop it, NG.
Keep going, Miss A.

FannyCornforth Thu 12-Aug-21 08:25:27

Kate1949

I thought it was clever. I'm a Brummie. Anyone can (and frequently do) take the mickie out of my accent. I find it funny.

I absolutely loathe people taking the piss out of my accent.
It’s rude and stupid.
I just don’t understand why people think that it’s acceptable.

(This isn’t a comment on the thread btw)

growstuff Thu 12-Aug-21 08:18:10

MissAdventure

Thankfully. grin

The feeling is mutual.

growstuff Thu 12-Aug-21 08:14:12

Callistemon

growstuff

I've lived in Essex for 40 years and nobody speaks like that round here.

Perhaps they're all incomers.

No, but Essex is a big county. The ones who speak "estuary English" are more likely to be incomers from London. The A12 is a rough dividing line. Some people north of the dividing line speak with "real" Essex dialects, which are more like Suffolk and the rest of East Anglia.

Nannagarra Thu 12-Aug-21 08:09:01

Fun sponge-is? Yer whaaaaa? Nevva erdda dem. We ava zenza yoooomer in Marezeezide, yer know. Gerra grip, will ya?

Alizarin Wed 11-Aug-21 22:30:08

This has made me laugh, and still would have done if it was about Cornwall, where I was born, and live now. Here we have vernacular phrases printed in large letters on the back of double decker buses with the 'English' translation underneath. Nobody takes offence, it's seen as being funny.

Hellogirl1 Wed 11-Aug-21 21:25:23

Made me smile, also the Lancashire bit.

MissAdventure Wed 11-Aug-21 21:14:28

EYEBROW – Cultured, intellectual.

FANTIN – A jet of water for drinking or ornament.