Annual Grand Christmas Ball

Soft drinks, for the drivers, we have a huge selection, I recommend a Sylvanian Sherbet.Don’t ask.

Roses, I always have a bouquet of Christmas roses .....Lord L is an old romantic ( and he knows he has to, or else!)

Quiche.......a very soft and eggy one, to squish in May Hem’s
Fizzog!?
Queer....how did she get here anyway?

Port. For the Admiral to moor his ship to ? while he partakes of your delicacies Lemon

Oh no. May Hem has spotted Lord L . Actually Lemon I didn’t realise he could run than fast…….mind you she’s gaining on him.

Noise. Not enough of it. Pump up the volume.

May Hem from the Argy. Yes her.

May Hem is going to help out at the party lemongrove. May the force be with you?

Lord L declines your kind offer Doodle as he has a thing about the Dutch ( he was abandoned by his parents in Delft)
He was only five at the time but managed to find his way home again.His parents claimed afterwards that they had forgotten he was on holiday with them as they usually left him with the nanny at Lemongrove Manor.He remembers them running off down a cobbled street saying they would be back in ten minutes.It explains a lot.

Kaviar ( I never learned how to spell anything)
On krackers.

Jumping Jack Flash. He's a gas and livens up any party.

I have a Dutch cap lemon . Will that do for Lord Lemongrove…….not sure it has a feather in it though. ?

Hats for all!
I shall be in Elizabethan gear, and Lord L wants one of those Tudor caps with a large feather in it.

Exciting times for all who manage to grab an able seaman. I usually get stuck with the Admiral who is past his sell by date. ?

Grog for all the able seamen who will be attending.

Frillies-make you feel special when you’ve been wearing thermals since October!

Extra strong Espresso coffee to keep us going.

Do you think I should wear a hat? Don't want to be too daring.

Cor! Is that all you will be wearing AGA ? How charming and courageous.?

Black stockings to wear with the Doc Martens. Very fetching.

A spittoon for those uncouth llamas. My back is still not right after slipping on the saliva covered Argy floor when I worked in the kitchen

Zzzzzzzz... must have dropped off, sorry.Well Laura we can’t all be posh like what I am can we?

You can take them all out of the Argy but you can’t take the Argy out of any of ‘em

Sorry muse didn’t turn the page.

X tra large knickers, really, AGA, I see you can take the girl out of the Argy but you can’t take the Argy out of the girl.
You too Doodle