Annual Grand Christmas Ball

X-type Jaguar available for lifts on the night. Need to find a chauffeur. Wonder if The Hoff is available. He pretty skilful behind the wheel.

Wealthy neighbours to contribute to the drinks cabinet.

Well now I know why you walk that way AGA. Knickers full of booze ?

Voluminous knickers. Helps with expansion after all the party food and drinks
And also a good place to load a few bottles while nobody is looking.

U jester Doodle ........I’m a very tasty tit bit, especially in my crimson ball dress.??
Umbrellas, but don’t let them drip all over the tiled reception hall, old Dudders ( our butler) is likely to slip when carrying a tray of champagne flutes ( which would be a damn waste!)

Tasty tit bits (no not you Lemon) ???

Skis and snowshoes if the weather gets any worse!

Running shoes muse as the sooner you get there the sooner you will be back with the poteen!

Quandary! Do I wear heels or flats?

Poteen! Will someone nip down to The Argy for a few pans of it?

Oh, like you Molly ( why am I surprised) ?

Night attire for those who have booked a suite in case they are incapacitated by food or drink or sheer exhaustion.

more merry music, we can never have too much merry music played by muscle-y musicians

Lacy underwear to put over our thermals.

Jukebox, Lord L has rented one for us complete with records,
It takes shillings so bring some with you, and the records are all 50’s and 60’s ( but that’s a bonus!)

Icicles, so pretty and such fun to break off and throw to the labradors, they catch them and eat them.

Horses with sleigh bells on their bridles and carriages to take us home, with blankets over our knees.

GPS. for all those among us who have trouble finding new places.

Feather of course Doodle.

Extra cushions for lounging on……when we can’t stand up anymore. Hic ?

Doodle yup. I’ll bring myself. Lemon does Andy Ands have any other party pieces that he’d like to rehearse with me ?

Cointreau with champagne and cranberries.
Can't beat it!! ?

Bottles in the bar, name your tipple.?????

Aces high! Anyone want to join Andy Ands (our magician from Aberdeen) at the card table?

Zillions of mince pies