Annual Grand Christmas Ball

Hurrah and huzzah, muse!! Do you have a fleet of Hunter jets?

(I tried my hardest to shovel helicopters and hovercrafts in here, but I don't think they'd get us far...).

I am certainly up for a trip to sunny Oz.....on Boxing Day if that’s convenient muse?
Lord L must stay here to feed the chickens and the dogs though.

Just a song at twilight.....and other old favourites, banged out on the Joannna in the small parlour.

Karaoke for after the dancing, start planning your star turn now, whilst you are still sober!

Line dancing, if a straight line is at all possible after all that alcohol

Miracles…
Where do we start?

No Naughty Nightwear if we stop overnight. Sensible PJs only.

Hunters all fuelled up Maggiemaybe.

Ooh, thank you Muse
More fuelled than this??

phwoah ?

Anyone for a game quidditch or QI?

rabbit pies for the supper table, it’s an old Lemongrove Manor
Speciality ( and we are over run by the blasted critters.)

Soldiers ( to go with our morning eggies) and real ones to dance with in the ballroom, we have invited about 40 Royal Marines....and yes, they are fit ( in all respects.)

Uggs, comfy and furry, wear a long ballgown and they won’t show!
A tip I learned from Her Maj at a jolly in the Palace.

Verucccas and varicose veins can also be concealed beneath a long ball gown.
Vertiginous heels are best avoided especially after a vodka or two.

Warts mrswoo can be hidden with velvet or lace gloves unless they’re on the face. Masks will take care of those on the chin, pretty lace ones over the official NHS jobbies

Xavier Hernadez Creus, a handsome Spanish man with some connection to baseball or football or some sport. Okay so I forgot which between going on google snd coming back here.

Yodellers for a sing song. On second thoughts - no yodellers. Just bring yourselves.

I could bring a "zigazig ha" just like the Spice Girls used to sing -

Aromatic aromas wafting around, must be my apple dumplings...

Buggerations, I burnt my brownies. Better cook another batch. Thank goodness we have your dumplings lemongrove.

Chocolate stations ( hot) as I hear they are all the rage, could
Charleygirl or Chewbacca get the hot milk going?

Doorman to keep out the undesirables and let in the desirables.

Elastic trouser waist bands, as much food and beverages will be consumed.

Foxy ladies... ( us!)?

Glitterball in the ballroom, although don’t look at it too much or you may ‘have a fall’ .....it’s quite gilded and giddy making.