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Annual Grand Christmas Ball

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lemongrove Fri 26-Nov-21 15:37:59

‘Tis the season to be silly ( or almost time) so once again am inviting one and all to the grand Christmas Ball at Lemongrove Manor
These shindigs need starting early as there is so much to do!
Lord Lemongrove has been busy testing mince pies and pigs in blankets ever since Cook took them out of the oven this morn.What a man!

There will be rooms for those who wish to stay the night, and
Carriages at dawn for those who don’t.

As usual it helps if your offerings are in alphabetical order, but the more sherry we consume....tchblush
Stay and chat awhile if you want to and if pushed for time just state what you will bring ( then I can tick it off my to do lists.)

Here is the address for forgetful heads and newcomers...
Lemongrove Manor
Much Ado Inthemarsh
Nr. Rumpling in Parva
Cotswolds

Doodle Mon 27-Dec-21 20:37:32

Bye Lemon ? sorry I’ve got to dash. I need to go and help Brook in the Argy. Lovely party ? can’t wait till next year.
I gather Lord L is sleeping under a llama blanket in the Argy so I doubt he’ll be back to help any time soon. Bye ?

lemongrove Mon 27-Dec-21 10:40:34

Too much poteen Molly? It has that effect!

We all need to go home and recover now ( it takes about a year) so all it needs now is for Lord L and yours truly to say thank you all for attending and making the Ball a magnificent success.If you would like to help with all the clearing up needed, just form an orderly queue and......hey! Where are you all going?! Come back!

Mollygo Sun 26-Dec-21 10:54:37

Got an epi-pen, not hit an epicentre! Bxxxxy autocorrect!

Mollygo Sun 26-Dec-21 10:28:28

Quick quick has someone hit an epicentre in case of peanut allergy?

Doodle Sat 25-Dec-21 19:42:24

Of course Lemon

Peanuts I think.

lemongrove Sat 25-Dec-21 18:55:55

Nuts on that Doodle ?

Doodle Fri 24-Dec-21 22:11:13

Luigi’s ice creams are the best ixion

May I have a double choc with chocolate chips, chocolate flakes and chocolate sauce please. In a chocolate cone. ?

ixion Fri 24-Dec-21 21:15:35

Ice creams from Luigi, down by the Ha-Ha, if you're interested.

Jolly decent burgers too.

Killer on the old digestive system, sadly.

Doodle Fri 24-Dec-21 21:06:35

FAB U LOUS Lemon you certainly know how to entertain.

Grabbing my bikini and heading off to the poteen pool.

Happy Christmas one and all. Ho Ho Ho ??????

lemongrove Fri 24-Dec-21 18:45:11

Excellent timing! The eggnog is ready, come right in...
tchsmile

LauraNorderr Fri 24-Dec-21 16:04:59

Doodle you never fail to make me laugh.
Don’t spare the llamas.
Draught beer as we go.
Woohoo it’s a wobbly ride.

Doodle Fri 24-Dec-21 15:55:48

Cor Laura you nearly knocked me out when you hoisted your bosom. Be careful where you point those things.

Come on, I missed the bus too so I’ve hitched the llamas from the Argy to the beer waggon. You can ride with me. Just watch out for the one in the right, she bites. ?

LauraNorderr Fri 24-Dec-21 14:57:24

Blimey nearly there. Time to hoist my bosom in to my big bra and my bottom in to my big bloomers and don my beautiful ball gown.
On my way, waaaiiit for meeeeee.
Bloody bus just went without me.

Mollygo Fri 24-Dec-21 09:33:00

All things bright and beautiful the morning after, as long as it’s not too early!

AGAA4 Fri 24-Dec-21 08:19:45

Zero tolerance for anybody not having fun. No sitting in corners crying in your beer or poteen or brandy,whisky,vodka. No wonder you're not feeling good.

Doodle Thu 23-Dec-21 23:22:05

You hoo. It’s is Lemon the Argy mob have turned up for a twirl on the ice rink.
Zoom, swish, slide look out I can’t stop ☄️?✨✨✨✨✨✨

Ambulance please. ?

lemongrove Thu 23-Dec-21 22:08:40

X rated content in the kitchen, cook has been pashing with old Dodders our butler ......close the door quick!

lemongrove Thu 23-Dec-21 22:04:51

Warninks Advocaat , makes a great welcome warming drink.

lemongrove Thu 23-Dec-21 22:03:08

Very very funny ? even Lord L is laughing as he juggles with his nuts ( his speciality act!)

Doodle Thu 23-Dec-21 20:10:52

Union Jack underpants. Surely a better storage place for Lord L’s nuts Laura ?

LauraNorderr Thu 23-Dec-21 18:09:02

Tupperware for storing his lordship’s nuts.

Mollygo Thu 23-Dec-21 17:22:04

Soda, baking soda that is for all the burnt tongues caused by Lord L’s nuts.

lemongrove Thu 23-Dec-21 17:19:23

Roasting chestnuts, Lord L is in the courtyard right now checking his nuts, there should be enough for all....take your own container from the kitchen please.

Doodle Wed 22-Dec-21 20:34:31

Queue for the ladies loo here please. ?. I’m first,

Mollygo Wed 22-Dec-21 12:37:10

Perceptive of you AGAA4. People always wonder what they’re missing.