Annual Grand Christmas Ball

Hurrah and huzzah, muse!! Do you have a fleet of Hunter jets?

(I tried my hardest to shovel helicopters and hovercrafts in here, but I don't think they'd get us far...).

Glorious sunshine. I'm flying you all out to Australia, didn't you know !

Fried eggs, trying not to waste what was dropped in the egg and spoon race

Egg and spoon races - hitch up those ballgowns, bring your plimsolls.
Lemon Do you grow cultivate own chickens for a decent supply?
?Or we could use C*****y's cream ones??

Daft party games, as we drink more and lose all inhibitions?

Cardboard cutouts of George Clooney for the absolutely desperate

Beanie hats for nice warm cosy heads, tiaras can be worn on top

Aldi almond mince pies....mmmm? could somebody bring about six dozen boxes please?

Zertainly Charley ....in fact more than a haunch, we have a whole deer in one of the freezers.
The gigantic antlers have been mounted by Lord L in the great hall.He’s a keen mount-er of almost anything.

Is a haunch of venison on the menu? As I am on my own now I rarely ask the cook to order it etc.

YIPEE!

X rated movies will be shown in the morning room (or in this case, the evening room) I can recommend ‘Confessions of A Gamekeeper’ ( I play a cameo part in this.)☺️

Well, Mrswoo those are just Lord L’s labradors, there are usually a few skulking under the vast mahoghany dining table, so be prepared to have any bare toes sucked or knees licked.

Visit from Santa Claus on the evening. ?
Form an orderly queue please to sit on his lap and tell him if you’ve been naughty or nice. ?

Uninvited guests under the buffet table making unusual noises will add some fun!

Thank you for the invite. Can I bring along some Corned beef, leek and potato pie please? I love the purple wrapped choccies as well so you can share mine. This is fun!

THANK you for the link kittylester

Santa Baby g.co/kgs/2MYCrk

Saint Nicholas will hopefully be there - would someone make sure that Eartha Kitt song is playing - just to give him some ideas.

ROCKING around the Christmas tree ...

Quail for starters and their eggs ,with celery salt for dipping.

Poinsettias to decorate the grand hall.

Oh dear!! That is a shame ixion

Otherwise, there is MY Rufus Sewell.

Oranges studded with cloves for the mulled wine, very seasonal.

Now that’s a pity ixion. I think I’ll offer my nanny nursing skills.

Nut crackers for those walnuts.