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The Innocence of Children

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V3ra Sun 28-Nov-21 19:08:56

I refused to let my two sons watch a film that I considered inappropriate.
"Aww mum, there's no swearing in it, just a bit of sex and violence." ?

MissAdventure Sun 28-Nov-21 13:18:44

grin
My daughter was singing a Michael Jackson son.
Her version was "Hold me, like the river Jordan. I am a centipede, and you are my friend"

Elless Sun 28-Nov-21 12:58:38

When my eldest two were very young they were sat crossed legged in front of the TV watching the film E.T., the younger one said 'What does ET stand for anyway?' to which his brother replied 'extra testicle of course' gringrin
Anyone else got any 'gems' that their children have come out with.