I seem to have lost:
1. A family sized box of wine gums
2. One "tin" of celebrations
3. One sharing tube of twiglets
4. One sharing tube of mini cheddars
5. Packet of cherry Jaffa Cakes
6. Two packets of Ritz crackers
7. Family pack of peanuts
8. Two tubes of Pringles
9. Three packs of mince pies
and
A Partridge In A Pear Tree!!
If you volunteer, what is your primary reason?


that made me laugh out loud. Served him right, I say 
