A Very Argy Christmas

Perhaps we can make the poteen in different flavours for the visits to the cellar. There could be viagra flavour, llama flavour, and maybe chip flavour since the chips are always popular. I think we could charge a small fee for entry to the cellar to see AGA in her fetching outfit, and as I’m her assistant, and I’ll wear my elf outfit with the fishnets. Superb.

Carillion L’Argy ooh la la (and from a french phrase book!!)
Le uniform is très chic. Je suis peser lourd and La derrière est la grange so extra large et elastic waist merci beaucoup
brook surely you don’t keep muse’s pasties in your underwear do you ??
ixion I don’t know what it is you said but I think I’ll join you (I got the bit about sitting)
AGA yes very curvy indeed.
The Leaky Lou is aptly named. I hope they took the toilet plunger with them ?
Just had a brilliant idea for bringing in some extra money.
Visits to the cellar to watch the master brewer in action (in her fetching outfit) and some poteen tasting sessions.
brook chips are on order. Panic not

I have … er how you say un petit problem avec le poteen and the llamas …

Merci beaucoup pour la jolie petticoat Carillion. Bienvue to mon cellar ou je travail avec Thor. Il is an homme tres good looking and je suis sure vous will like lui.?

Carillion1
Ça, c'est un grand relief.
Il y a depuis longetemps lorsque j'ai been able to ouvrire mes jambes that wide.

carillion ma Cherie je prefer ze stick de lip tres rouge, tres tres rouge I don’t really do subtle …svp ..
Et merci bien for la plumage - es magnifique!

ixion, vous temptress, une smile is tres grande! As pour les splits …courage mon brave ???.

Dear AGGA, je will send vous une grande petticoat. Like vous, j’ai un ample bosom and aussi j’adore le cellar where vous hang out. ???

Send plenty de tres Grande s'il vous plait Carillion. Nous are Les curvy femmes.

Je ne sais Pas if vous will see moi as toujours brewing dans le cellar.

No worries about the Admiral doodle. I've sent him off with May and Dyna. They are having their festivities on his boat The Leaky Lou.

Je regrette que there's no way je can fais les jambres comme ça avec mes hips. Puis je seulement sit at the front avec un beau sourire?
Merci b.

brook, pas de probs, je will bring extra plumage for vous et some subtle stick de lip ??

Oooh la la I love the new name L’Argy it’s tres posh
Le uniform carillion is tres tres grande please so I have ze room for les pasties …

Doodle, les fishnets are tres risqué vous rascale

labaz, wherever you and that gang are alleying I’m following vous.
Doodle…front of le house…my new L’Argy job…oui. Je was borne for it ?

Will parlez en Anglais for this next sentence… because it’s tres important…I will bring our ooh La La front of house Christmas uniforms and lemon has left instructions that they must be red or black and very frilly.

Ok, je returne now to franglais, send moi your size, grande ou petit for le uniforme (if petit size, I hate you)

Je will send vouse a gander of le uniforme obv Doodle is le model.

Ta ta for now, as vouse Anglais say ???

Wow what a night that was. AGA you excelled with that poteen. We’ve made a mint. By the way I know where the rest of your viagra stash went……best everyone avoid the Admiral for a while.
carillion welcome back to the Argy. Ooh you’ve gone all French on us. We could use you, front of house. We have a few punters who would like a bit of ooh la la when they come in. You could drape yourself over à chaise lounge or bonkette as it’s known here. ?
You may not speak French brook but I think we all know what you mean when you say you like a good baguette ?….. and it’s not something you get in a bakery.?
labaz thanks for the update. I do hope they all get home safely. I promised the owner of the furniture factory I’d get the Chippendales back in one piece.
I remember lemon and big Bruce. A bit of a scandal at the time.

Non! brook2704 …les oz cricketeurs have le fear of spiders but not of lemongrove … big Bruce ..he is La paramour of lemon when she is abroad et incognito.

Oooh la la carillion big Bruce … it is err un araignée non? ?

Thanks for the update labaz I’ll keep a lookout for him down pigstrotter alley
I’ve eventually settled the llamas down for the night so all quiet here ?

brook2704 and AGGA4 now you’re parleying…soup de l’oignions et OYSTERS, bien sure. . .

Je grow oysters in the pond a la bottom de mon jardin pour encourages les autres as well as the french sailors that lemongrove instructed me pour enticement to L’Argy.

Je ne ask moi how long it took to shake off the cricketeurs that suivant lemon and Doodle…. Just ask them about big Bruce,.

well, I did hear that as well as ladies of the night the Chippendale got involved with some men who were sitting quietly drinking some meths by a brazier and probably thought they were hallucinating. last seen the man was fleeing for his life with a gang of meth drinkers and ladies of the night plus a few stray dogs that were mooching around. I think that he might be heading for the railway station

Someone has pinched all the Viagra but I will leave it out of the poteen in future. It worked too well on some and not well enough on others.
May add some oysters instead. They should do the trick.

Ah, onion soup with pobs, delicious!
Welcome Carillion where have you been this last year, did you join the Moulin Rouge can can troup in gay Paree?
I pinched some of that viagra laced poteen last night...didn’t do much for Lord L in the passion stakes but his hair stood up on end, so a result of sorts.

Oh bonjour carillion I don’t speak the frenchy tres bien but I do love a good baguette avec soupe à l'oignon
Are you taking les chippendales on tour avec vous a la France ?

Zut alors Doodle vous cheeky monkey, je could always parlez franglais mais vous we’re toujours bizet snogging -auditioning- les hommes qui avez no clothes on, to notice mon bonne speeches.

Je have obv missed le bateau avec le new tottee last night … but quand Citronnelle surfaces je will bring avec moi un grand box de booze. ??????

Ahh, that was a good night. That poteen was strong stuff to be sure. Think we’ll have to brew another batch. I wonder how the ermmm, large woman got on with the escaping Chippendale. I heard that a naked man ran straight under the railway bridge where the ladies of the night hang out, and there was a terrible scuffle and he was last seen with Madame Pom Pom’s costume model behind Madame Pom Pom’s fitting rooms. I think the large lady kept running and is now approaching Land’s End.