Tactless remarks.

In my wedding reception when I had changed into my ‘going away outfit’ a friend of my mother said “oh you look lovely in that dress, why didn’t you wear that to get married in?” ???

An old family friend of my grandmother who I hadn't seen for a while - Oh, you look like your mother at your age - though not half a pretty.

When I was in my 20s, I introduced a friend to my husband. Next time I saw her. She said 'Your husband's really handsome. I was surprised'.

When my ex and me went to his friends house so I could meet him for the first time (my ex was registered blind, and I had longish blonde hair)

He looked up and said "F* me! Its Peters and Lee!"

When my dad was in the nursing home with dementia a very large woman was brought in. As she approached the day room he said in a very loud voice, ' goodness they are going to have to take the door off to get this one in!'

We had visited my brother and sis in law with my in-laws. B and SiL had just moved into a new home. On the way home MiL asked my OH and I, ‘Don’t you wish you could have a house like theirs?’ Tact just wasn’t her forte.

Many years ago, the day after I met hubby at a dance, another girl asked about him. I said we were meeting that evening, she said "What on earth does he see in you?"

Oh, so many!
An elderly man in a care home buzzed for help, and when I went in his room said "Oh, thank god it's you! I was worried it was going to be a dollybird".

My late mother…. Unbelievable!
Here’s the best!
I took my mother to see her GP, she was 88, he told her she was fine and not to worry, I said “I told you it was nothing you will probably outlive me.”
“I do hope so” was her reply?

Too many to mention, the one I remember was when my boss was bemoaning her legs, I said that she wasn’t to worry as she had sturdy legs, she wasn’t impressed. ( but I was right!) however I emerged unscathed when I said that at least they reached the floor!

When I showed my uncle my engagement ring he said, 'Well at least I suppose it didn't cost much'.

Or the time my dad said, 'You're not fat Coastpath, you're just dumpy.'

My friend at school asked me how I managed to have two such good looking brothers and I wasn't!