Why me? Not content with fracturing my hip earlier this year, I’ve now managed to trap my fingers in the car door and broken the tip of my middle finger. It’s all Santa Claus’ fault - if his sleigh wasn’t parked on our drive for tonight’s tour of the village, then my car wouldn’t have been parked half on/half off the pavement at a jaunty angle and the door wouldn’t have swung shut. He’d better leave me a decent present after this
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