My DF used to get our turkeys direct from the farm, feathered, heads still on, the whole shebang.
DF chased me around the house every year with the turkey feet, opening and closing them by the attached tendons!
The giblets were used for the gravy, but never the liver as DM said it made the gravy taste 'odd'. DF would briefly flash the liver under the grill and spread it on toast!
As soon as the turkey emerged from the oven, there was a race between my parents to get to the Parson's nose first!
One year, the Turkey was 'resting' on top of the fridge (does anyone here remember gas fridges? Ours was cream coloured, tall, with a lever door handle and the gas vent was at the back right corner of the top) when we heard a crash, and the dog and cat dashed into the breakfast room as though their tails were on fire. Us three humans ran into the kitchen to find the turkey on the floor, Mum's best meat platter smashed to pieces beside it, and cat and dog paw prints all over the floor!
We never found out who knocked the turkey off the fridge, the cat wasn't big or strong enough, and the dog (or so we thought) couldn't climb or jump that high.
Turkey was picked up, rinsed under a very hot tap, and served up as usual and was delicious!