New friend

at my neighbours cubes. I thought it was a really good idea. She asked me to let her dogs out once whilst she was out for the day but I thought once wasn't enough, so I let them out twice.....when she came to collect the keys she said, you didn't have to go round twice - once would have been enough I think she has one of those doorbells that films people? I spoke to their dog in a different accent (same as their husbands) as he was ignoring me and I thought he might not understand me...and I also marched round the garden banging his tin bowl so god knows wht she thought

I think the sparkly gin is my trump card Calistemon. I remember Fanny coveting it in a previous thread.

I still have two left Fanny. And a bottle of that M&S sparkly gin that lights up (present from someone who doesn’t know I don’t like gin).

Oh dear, DH just ate the last pies!

I suggest you take Calistemon up on her wonderful offer Fanny though you might be able to negotiate a stronger beverage. I hate to break it to you, but on another thread which I think you actually started Jane is brazenly admitting to eyeing up some storage cubes in her neighbour’s kitchen. Two timing hussy!

Tea or coffee, FannyC?
I've some leftover mince pies if you fancy a treat ?? (still in date)

I bet your other friend hasn't got leftover mince pies!

Calistemon I never knew you felt that way (-es coyly)

Ooh, I predict handbags at dawn! Hold your nerve Fanny.

sodapop

Friends are right here Calistemon & GSM

sodapop ?

FannyC I'll show you my new William Morris mugs if you like

I am feeling all upset now as she has not asked me to be her friend.

She’s bound to up the ante soon and offer to show you the family silver.

She’s just sent me a pm offering to show me her William Morris chairs; so I’ll act all disinterested, like

Works every time!?

Thanks Shep
The old ‘treat ‘em mean’ ploy

Mmm - I think you’re ok Fanny but my advice is play hard to get.

She said she has a massive house and is very wealthy but her life is not complete without me all she needed was my bank account details

Some people are so fickle Fanny.

I bet that she’s got a bigger house than me too

JaneJudge

I hadn't seen this and I'm now in a relationship with Mellisa

Oh God! You absolute cad

What a way to find out…

I hadn't seen this and I'm now in a relationship with Mellisa

Thanks. I haven't had a PM since October 2020. I rarely check the Inbox.

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Friends are right here Calistemon & GSM

Well here I am, Nanny no mates and then when I’m about to be introduced to a potential new friend tomorrow I’m all of a dither and don’t know how to feel about it.