What's in a name?? Does your name match something about you?

Sorry don@t share your own name though!

One of my exes has his vastectomy done by Dr. Balls.

I met a physiotherapist called Miss Cartilage.

Mr. Screech was a local dentist.

The local Hairdressing College had a tutor called Richard Bird.
Staff, students and clients ('Guinea pigs'), all called him Dickie Bird ? .
He took it in great part, A very flamboyant character .

A dental practice in Oakham 'Dentith and Dentith'.

We knew a fantastic physiotherapist called 'John Thomas'.

DH worked with a Dr.Bone and I worked with a very small woman called Mrs.Short. Once in a Dr.reception room, everyone had to hold back a smile when Mrs Snowball was called and a lady with a shock of grey/white hair stood up.

OH tells me one of his primary school teachers was Mrs Vast (and she was).

A Doctor who used to do vasectomies was a Mr Hacker

A friend Doctor was Dr.D’eath, I think he inserted the apostrophe.

When I was having my son, my doctor was Dr Boddy. And we used to have a local councillor called Dick Small (!)

An orthopaedic surgeon at the hospital where I worked was Mr. Bone.

Worse still was the eye clinic, where, on the door was a name Mr T.Watts . It was hurriedly changed when it was pointed out.

I was admiring a lady's dog and she told me that when she viewed the pups the owner called the parent dogs in.

She called 'Roger'....and the lady didn't know if it was the dog's name or a command!

A Consultant obstetrician in Stoke was Mr Clubb- all is pregnant ladies joked they were 'in the Clubb'

I was in maternity ward overseas with a consultant called Aldous Balls completely true the mums on the ward used to call him old conkers behind his back
I can’t tell you what my friends father in laws name is as he’s still alive and it’s such a naughty name his parents must have been bonkers to not realise

A long time ago, I was introduced to a doctor. His name had nothing to do with medicine, but certainly made me bite my lip so as not to laugh. It was William Peter Dick. He was known as Willie.

My Mum had a friend at school called Walter Cann.

We had a neighbour called Barbie Kew.

The other day we were at the doctor waiting for my husband's appointment and on the next patient screen came up the message 'Mrs C Beeby to treatment room one'. We got the giggles.

Kali2

A dental practice in Oakham 'Dentith and Dentith'.

We knew a fantastic physiotherapist called 'John Thomas'.

The Dentith's daughter is now in the oractice.

These names sound as if they're straight out of a Carry On film.

I went out with a butcher called Gammon

I worked with a Nurse Nightingale and a Nurse De'ath.

My mother was at school with a girl called Easter Primrose.