Old fashioned expressions you still use.

We go 'up the hill to Bedfordshire'.

If I asked my mother, who was Irish, how I looked when I was going out, she would say 'No man will get down off his horse to look at you'.

and they've got enough lip to flag a duck hull[shed]
Going to see a man about a dog.

Right as a trivet - my DDs think this is hysterical for some reason.

DH goes to the barber for a "fourpenny all-off". It costs him £8!!

"If you fall over and break your leg don't come running to me."

When off to do some ironing she’d tell us she was off to a board meeting.

There's a Jock for every Ginny.everyones got a partner
Lockerbie Jocks ......Scotsmen
Eliphano said when someone did not know the answer DH thought it was an animal
Hod thee wished please be quiet
They didn't know if the were coming or gaan[going]
We also still knock our lights out instead of switching them off.
Pidgeon toed and splay footed
Biddie a hair louse

One eye and a whilk.

Enough blue to make a sailor a pair of trousers.
A tit in a trance.
A fart in a colander.
You'd laugh to see a pudding crawl.

My Mom would say "a blind man would be glad to see it" to me complaining about some imperfection on my clothes, or a spot on my face.

Oh, and;

He could light a cigarette in his pocket ( a mean uncle)

Better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick
You'll have someone's eye out with that (carrying ladders or similar)
Who's she, the cat's Mother? ( I shouted that at Johnson at PMQs)
It's like bloody Blackpool in here! (lights left on)
As black as the Earl of Hell's waistcoat
a scotch egg short of a picnic

Urm, I love your scabby horse and bandages one

My Scottish mum used to say "it's better than a slater up your nose" (a woodlouse) and indeed most things are!

DD had to explain some of DGS expressions to some of his school teachers. He is in a French speaking school and some of the teachers speak English and did not have a clue what he was talking about.
DGS is fully bilingual, and some of the Scottish phrases we use confused them. We just hope he was not using the slang ones he has picked up.

DH's pronouncement at lunch-time:

"He's about as much use as a nine bob note"
I'll leave you to guess who he meant!

Somebody being 'Two sandwiches short of a picnic'.
Someone described as 'As thick as pudding'.

I've seen more meat on a butcher's pencil.

'He/She is sixpence short of a bob.' Have to explain usually.

Squiffy

Daft Apeth ( daft halfpenny)!

I think I was about 35 (and my gran was long gone) before I realised that 'apeth' was a half penny worth. Maybe it was around the time I started calling my 5yr old these daft names!

“I’ve seen better hair on bacon!”.

Let the dog see the rabbit.
It’s like Stage-a-Bank Fair in here.
You make a better door than a window.
Fit as a butcher’s dog.
I’ve seen more fat on a greasy chip.
One sniff of the barmaid’s apron….
You must have hollow legs (when you eat one tatie more than a pig).

“There’s nowt so queer as folk”.
“Well at least those two don’t spoil another couple!” ?
“I could eat a scabby horse and come back for the bandages”
“He’s got short arms and long pockets”

“Where there’s a will there’s a relative” was another.

Loved my mum’s sayings.

“One volunteer is better than ten pressed men” was one of my favourites. So descriptive.

Daft Apeth ( daft halfpenny)!