Old fashioned expressions you still use.

A pinch and a punch on the first of the month (and no returns)

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Who's that when he's at home?

Sorry I skipped a page - pinch and a punch was mentioned in detail on p 13.

All dressed up and nowhere to go.

There was a young woman on the Bake Off who used to say 'oh my giddy aunt' when anything was going wrong. It always made me smile.

I'm not as green as I'm cabbage looking.

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A face like a bulldog chewing a wasp

Ouch!
Our spaniel used to leap up and catch wasps and sometimes got a swollen mouth.

Wouldn't trust him as far as I could throw an elephant.
For Pete's sake!
Going all round the houses - not getting to the point.

Think I've used all these phrases lately.

All around the Wrekin

Do you think I came in on the last boat? Do you think I’m daft.

You’re like a fart in a colander. To someone who’s all of a dither and won’t sit down and stay in one room.

My Dad used to say of someone who was mean, “When he took a fiver out of his wallet the Queen blinked “

I once worked with someone who was very un PC and had a saying for someone who in her words was a bit “ unfortunate “ looking. Cant remember the saying exactly but something like “ must have fallen out of the ugly tree” .

Or shaken the ugly tree?

The late great Kenny Everett used 'doobree/doobry' and I've not heard that for a while.
You're pulling my leg, pull the other one it's got bells on,
By Jove/ Jupiter.
You're a brick, Angela.
With gay abandon.
What the Dickens.

Oh, I did feel queer.
Said by my nan, who would get out of bed and put on her best nightie in case she died in the night.

Every tim dick and harry (rather than random person)
Sonny Jim (as a put down for males)
Not for all the tea in China
I could eat a child's bottom through a cane chair

Yer daft apoth (thanks to my nan, long passed).

A good old stick - describing a nice person.

Two strands and a nit - thin hair.

I’d give him a smack on the kisser- a punch on the nose

You need a very long spoon if you sup with the devil- be very careful if you mix with the wrong sort.

He gave him a bunch of fives.
If you lie down with dogs you'll get covered with fleas.

Do you think I floated up on a banana boat?

If your friends all jumped off a cliff would you want to do that, too?

Let the dog see the rabbit. Can't see the wood for the trees.

My mum used to say you’ll have square eyes if you watch any more telly.

I came out with ‘all mouth and trousers’ yesterday. Hadn’t said or heard it for years.

my mum ‘I’m just going to spend a penny’

On the throne. (On the toilet) the queen thread 70 years on the throne just reminded me.