I was sent off to a classroom of older children to fetch the globe. I did not know what a globe was so when the other teacher indicated that it was on the table behind him I was stuck. Eventually the teacher took pity on me and showed me the globe but not before the older children had had a good laugh. The humiliation!
Another time I was sent off to find out the time from the hall clock. I stood in front of the wretched clock for ages - I could not tell the time. I can't remember how I got out of that one.
I was proud of being a good speller but the day I was off sick the class learned to spell 'Wednesday'. When it came up in the next spelling test I spelled it 'Wensday', not knowing any better, and so only achieved 9/10 instead of my customary 10/10. The teacher was scathing, presumably having forgotten my absence, and I cried.
No, school days were definitely not the best days of my life.