An idea from an amusing typo, just for fun.

Professing her ignorance of modern day artists, the Queen chooses Lucian Freud to paint her portrait☹️
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MayBeMaw

LauraNorderr

Cressida Dick forced to resign.
I’ll bet that pister off.

I believe someone with a Spooner-ish inclination referred to her on the radio as Caressed -a Dick.

It was in Pointless. A contestant guessed her name as Caressa Dick. It appeared a genuine error. To Alexander Armstrong's and Richard Osman's eternal credit, they kept a straight face.....

Princess Anne recently received many comments on her taste in her sitting room
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ixion

Wasn't there some erudite comment a while back Peasblossom, welcoming you and pointing out that you had forgotten an e??

Yes. My very own typo?

Or Popeye pawed olive oil on the salad
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Even more

I feel very sorry for all those wrongly accused Sub Pistmasters

Popeye poured olive oil on the salad
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Not since the Argy was last open have I clutched my pearls with such frequency...

ixion

When Rapunzel awoke, she found that John Frieda had given her a quick cut and blow

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Then he moved on to Lady Godiva
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Wasn't there some erudite comment a while back Peasblossom, welcoming you and pointing out that you had forgotten an e??

Poor Peasbottom,
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I can’t count the number of times I’ve been called Peasbottom ?

OP was looking for originality, taste, relevance and humour.
Bet mine pister off then.
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Mummy Bear found a blonde in Daddy Bears bed
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You’re on fire today ixion.

When Rapunzel awoke, she found that John Frieda had given her a quick cut and blow

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? welbeck

shysal

I once had an Email invitation to a 'cheese and wind' party!

At our age shysal probably not a typo.

dame cressida's wife just read the above by MayBeMaw;
i bet that ...

Ooh Maw you are naughty. ?

There are some roadworks near to me, with temporary traffic lights in place. The sign reads "signal under conrtol". Typical council.

LauraNorderr

Cressida Dick forced to resign.
I’ll bet that pister off.

I believe someone with a Spooner-ish inclination referred to her on the radio as Caressed -a Dick.

I once had an Email invitation to a 'cheese and wind' party!