An idea from an amusing typo, just for fun.

Carrie Johnson had to fill out a statement form for the police.
I’ll bet that pister off.

Anne Boleyn was not Henry VIII’s first wife.
I’ll bet that pister off.

Cressida Dick forced to resign.
I’ll bet that pister off.

I once typed 'cluck and collect' instead of 'click and collect'.
We always call it cluck now.

Alfred the Great burnt his wife’s birthday cake.
I’ll bet that pister off.

I’ve just heard a chap on the radio saying that he was traumatised by his child’s birth, he now goes out at weekends playing football with other traumatised blokes.
I wonder what his wife thinks about it all?

I’ll bet that it pister off.

Carrie learns that we have seen the bill for her interior décor upgrade.
Bet that pister off.

Please don’t keep repeating

Henetha typed cluck instead of click.
I’ll bet that pister off

Grandkids Inset Days are always called Insect ? Days by the Adults (not the kids) and these Adults are Teachers lol.

Queen Bee heard about the Insect Day
Bet that pister off.

Marie Antoinette always regretted not joining her local 'Tricoteuse' ladies's group when previously invited.
Bet that pister off

Poor Queen Elizabeth, she woke up today to find Prince Charles has to answer questions for the Police now.
Bet that pister off.

Imelda Marcos woke to find her feet were swollen.
Bet that pister off

Typos or accidental wrong words? My council has announced a list of awkward items that they will collect to dispose of . Included is a chimera. I googled and discovered this is a fire breathing dragon!
Good luck with that.

I once had an Email invitation to a 'cheese and wind' party!

LauraNorderr

Cressida Dick forced to resign.
I’ll bet that pister off.

I believe someone with a Spooner-ish inclination referred to her on the radio as Caressed -a Dick.

There are some roadworks near to me, with temporary traffic lights in place. The sign reads "signal under conrtol". Typical council.

Ooh Maw you are naughty. ?

dame cressida's wife just read the above by MayBeMaw;
i bet that ...

shysal

I once had an Email invitation to a 'cheese and wind' party!

At our age shysal probably not a typo.

? welbeck

When Rapunzel awoke, she found that John Frieda had given her a quick cut and blow

Bet that pister off??‍♀️

You’re on fire today ixion.