"I have never........."

Picked up a lump of dog poo.
Watched "Peaky Blinders".
Been on any kind of ferry. (Too scared after the Zeebrugge disaster in 1979...)

I have never
Had a really close friend ?
Learned to swim, despite numerous lessons my feet just find themselves back on the floor!
Felt the need to be 'houseproud.'
Enjoyed cooking
Felt unloved ?

Probably lots more, but that's enough.
For those of you regretful non-singers.....just join a Community Choir. You will be made welcome, and might surprise yourself. Most new members swear that they have terrible voices!
Too old to learn an instrument? An 82 year old lady joined the beginners' class at our local brass band, and is learning to play the cornet. She'll never be much good, but she's having a great time trying!

Great post ?

I have never been skiing ..

Eaten a Bounty

Broken a limb

I will be 70 on Easter Monday (silly day as there will be NO post!) and I am very proud to say
I have never
.- been drunk, nor wished to.
- never smoked, not even a quick puff
- had a speeding fine in 50 years of driving.

Drunk a cup of coffee. The smell of it makes me heave. Had a sip but just tastes horrible and bitter to me .

Never:
Been on an aeroplane (would love to)
Parachute jumped (wouldn’t want to)
Had a tattoo (not interested)
Or never smoked (not even tried, absolutely hate the thought of it, oh and never ever been drunk, can’t see the point in making yourself ill through it as I don’t like been ill though it).

Watched a Bond film
Had a tattoo
Been arrested

Eaten salad

I have never:

Been skiing - too much of a coward
Deep sea diving - too much of a coward
Bungee jumped - see above ⬆️
Had a tattoo - ditto plus I think they look awful, even the v expensive ones ?
Eaten snake - why would you?
Been to the ballet - would love to
Had a physical fight - why would I?
Learned a new language - it'd be nice to try

Bungee jumped- heights?
Had a tattoo- too delicate for the pain.
Watched The Crown.
Swum naked where strangers could see me.

Never had a Tequila shot but want to try one.
Never had a tattoo but sorely tempted.
Never had liposuction but could do with some.

Skydived
Gotten a tattoo
Taken drugs

I have never

Liked driving…….though I passed my test first time
Eaten a sea cucumber
Liked whisky

Watched Games of Thrones
Driven on the motorway
Wallpapered a room

Lulubelle500

Been to New York! I've always wanted to go to the place my paternal granny was born, Brooklyn. She told me endless stories about growing up there in the 1900s and twice I was booked to go and twice something happened to stop me. Feel I shall never go now.

Oh do try, New York is so interesting. Don't stop just with Brooklyn though I understand that would be your primary interest. All the boroughs are so different. And if you do go, take the ferry not to Staten Island, but the one that takes you to Governor's Island, the seemingly little known gem in New York harbour.

Oops now to answer the thread.
I've never been to Greece but would love to.
I've never had a decorative tattoo only a medical one.
I've never eaten oysters and don't ever plan to try.
I've never skied, wish I'd tried when younger.

Been to Africa
Owned a rabbit
Done a bungee jump

Cleaned a car.
Eaten an oyster.
Watched The Crown.

I have never -

Uttered the c... word
Learned how to post a photo on Gransnet
Fully understood the layout of my internal organs

I have never been sub-aqua diving but I would love to.
Watched The Sound of Music
Eaten oysters, pickled eggs or kangaroo
Been to India - but I would love to.

i have never learnt to swim, despite spending thousands of pounds, i have never mastered my fear of heights - despite living in a high rise flat
those are the negative

and I certainly never had a tattoo
I have never shot a gun nor do I want too

I have never:

Watched any form of reality TV
Travelled beyond Europe
Driven a motorbike
Told my story
Visited a make up counter and had a makeover
Bought a pair of trousers that actually fit.
Climbed Scafell

But I have -
Just had the top up of my semi-permanent tattooed eyebrows. They look fab! - after 30 years of pencilling them in every morning it is heaven. (Had one threadbare brow and the other had about 6 hairs left.) They’re very dark right now but will soon settle and look very natural.

Up to now I have never-
Been in a helicopter
Eaten Tripe
Climbed a mountain
Had a Brazilian wax
Cooked fresh mussels

Had a tattoo
Been skiing
Never learned to dance and I would love to

Been abroad
Eaten rabbit
Had a tattoo

Had a cross word with my best friend who I started primary school with 66 years ago.

Used the ‘f’ word (a few other naughty ones though).

Been on a cruise.

Had a cat (only dogs).

Had a daughter.