Due to health problems I have been ordering online rather than going down to the shops myself.
However, after a few packages were stolen because delivery drivers left them at the gate rather than walking down the drive, I decided to use the click-and-collect option for the last item I ordered.
Although I didn't order it from them I arranged to collect it from my local Sainsbury's as it was the easiest for me to get to.
After receiving the usual flurry of emails regarding the delivery of my item, I received this one at 2.04pm today:
"Your local courier tried to deliver your XXX Ltd parcel today but you weren't in.
There wasn't a safe place to leave your parcel so we'll try again and contact you on Monday 4 April 2022 with more information.
It'll be delivered to:
Argos In Sainsburys"
Yes, I know they only have standard forms/letters for these things but it did make me laugh.
1) Apparently I live in my local Sainsbury's - might not be a bad idea actually. It would cut out some of the hassles of food shopping.
2) Sainsbury's isn't a safe place?
Ah well, I suppose it makes a change from my (non-existent) front porch being a safe place to leave packages...
WORD PAIRS -APRIL 2026 (Old thread full )


