THE GRAND ARGY EASTER EGG HUNT ?

Oh ?. Is Brad up yet?

Doodle, whatever do you mean? ?

Snort [grin ] I meant was he awake but knowing you it probably meant something else.

Doodle ?

Is the bar open yet??? Please may I have an egg snog nogg.

Thor and Sven have just opened up Hoppyme I’m sure the Admiral will oblige but best not encourage him … you might want to try AGAs Bunnys Revenge ? I’ve heard it’s something else…

Is that an Easter bunny slip Brook calling Happyme Hoppyme ?

Happyme the bar is always open in the Argy. You can have an egg nog if you wish but Bunny’s revenge is our Easter special if you’d like to try it.
Did you bring your Easter bonnet with you.
Brook Alarma’s got her eye on Brad. Not because she fancies him but she’s seen he’s got some chocolate in his back pocket. Someone needs to warn him soon you know what’ll happen if she gets close enough ……??

My delivery person has just given me a small chocolate Easter Bunny, can I eat it yet? Let me know soon before I take the matter into my own hands (mouth).

Oops I’d eat your egg quickly if I were you. I’ve not had any chocolate for the whole of lent so if I can sniff any out I’m having it.?
Well as predicted Alarma won the best hat in the Easter bonnet competition. Sir Tom took one look at her getting ready for a tantrum and hastily decided to award her the prize.
Now she’s parading round in her hat and making everyone curtesy to her. ?

Right everyone get your Easter baskets ready. Out in the paddock and look for those eggs.
Ive hidden a special one for Brad in the cellar. I’m taking him down to find it now………we might be some time……

Are you back from the cellar yet, Doodle? I hope you're being gentle with Brad!?

I've just popped in for the karaoke ?
"I'm so egg cited, and I think I like it..??"
"I need some Bunny to love, find me some Bunny to lo-ove?"

Grandmabatty, please introduce me to your Easter Robin, very easy on the eye!

I'm just off to check Thor and Sven for eggs, someone's gotta do it...am I allowed to feed them to Alarma? The eggs that it, not the guys... can you tell I've been partaking of Bunny's Revenge??

It's great to be in the Argy again, I thought I was ' barred oot' after Hogmanay!?????

Oooh what a great crowd we’ve got in here tonight - love the karaoke Grannmarie
Alarma has had so much chocolate today I don’t think a few more eggs will matter and let’s be honest no one else will want them if they knew where they’d been all day ..

Anyone know what time Sir Tom is rocking up ? Presume he’s asked for his usual extras in his dressing room?

Thank you, Brook, lovely to see you! Do you think I could sing a duet with Sir Tom?

"My, my, my Alarma!
Why, why, why Alarma ??"

Granmarie , barred……from the Argy….. there’s nothing you could do that would get you barred ?
Yes I’m back from the cellar. I’ve finished Brad tidying.
Oh yes a duet with Sir Tom. That’s just what he needs.
Have you got some fancy knickers to throw at him he likes that……….except last time when Alarma threw a pair of hers……..he got scared then.
He’ll be on stage shortly.
AGA how’s the brew holding out.
brook hasn’t it been a great day. All those people in the paddock searching for eggs. We made loads of money from the £20 a head entrance fee.
Those cut price eggs from Cons-are-us meant we made a big profit.
May Hem and Dyna Mite have made a killing on the bouncy castle. We charged £10 a go with them. Must say we had a lot of takers…..perhaps the girls can afford some underwear now.

Thank you Doodle, I think the Argy is going to be my new local!
I do have some fancy knickers, my frilly 'haud me ins' only thing is, it's a bit of a struggle to get in and out of them...

"I predict a diet, I predict a diet!??"?

OK.
So who was in charge of the chocolate fountain??

Getting out of knickers is never a problem in the Argy Grannmarie……..you will find plenty of young (?) men willing to assist.
Sorry ixion Alarma was in such haste to get to it she licked all the best bits off before we could stop her.

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They'll need to be strong, Doodle, my knickers are industrial strength lycra!!

Definitely a good day Doodle and we’ve made loadsa ?
We just need a safe place to keep it overnight … I was going to put it in the safe behind the bar but The Admiral has crashed out on the floor and May Hem is trying to revive him …

Funny way of trying to revive anyone, brook?
Not what the St. John's Ambulance people taught us down the Scout Hut!

I’m just finishing the flyers for Brunch with Bunny in the morning -£10 a head I reckon - I think we’ll need a few more pasties Muse if you’ve time?

A song for the Admiral, I can sing it while May Hem applies(??) CPR.....

"Ah, ah, ah, ah, staying alive, staying alive???"

Grannmarie I think it’s working I can hear the Admiral groaning.
Will you be throwing your industrial strength knickers at Sir Tom tonight? Please don’t knock him out…..hes getting on you know.
I don’t know what Grandmabatty’s done to Brad but he’s laying face down in the chocolate fountain.
Brook brilliant idea about the Bruch with Bunny.
Mr Muse’s pasties have been a great success. Slightly strange flavour, essence of pigs trotters and horses d’ ouvres.
ixion I think it’s time you let Rufus off the bouncy castle. He’s been up and down with you so many times he must be dizzy.

I'll throw my knickers at Rufus if you don't mind, Ixion? ?

??? Oh, what a night!

Oh, what an atmosphere, I love a party with a happy atmosphere ???

Thank you for having me, I'll pop by in the morning with the hoover and bin bags.
NNGB