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THE GRAND ARGY EASTER EGG HUNT ?

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Doodle Sat 16-Apr-22 19:46:16

The Argy will be open Easter Sunday and Monday. All are welcome.
Thor and Sven will be behind the bar in their Bunny costumes.
AGA has brewed a magical chocolate and Poteen cocktail called Bunny’s Revenge.
We have a chocolate fountain, karaoke, comfy sofas and a special visit from the Captain and Admiral who are doing a version of that Hot Chocolate classic You Sexy Thing.
George (Grandmabatty willing) will be dispensing coffee for all who can’t take the hard stuff.
Chocolate eggs are hidden in secret places. Tell us if you find one and where.
Please don’t leave me on my own…….is anyone there? ????

ixion Sun 17-Apr-22 22:37:00

Oh, was that Rufus? ?‍♀️
They all look the same Didn't have time for the introductions when bouncing up and down.
He's very, er, fit, tho', isn't he???

Doodle Sun 17-Apr-22 23:31:26

Night night all.
All the wabbits are bouncing off to the warren for the night.
Back for Brunch with the Bunny in the morning.

I wonder what Brook will prepare for lunch ?
Welsh Rarebit perhaps. Bunny beans (!) on toast.
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I’m sure we didn’t have as many rabbits as that earlier on. I wonder what they’ve been up to.

brook2704 Mon 18-Apr-22 08:23:13

Mornin’ all - so tired this morning ? I need some coffee pdq …
Well that was a night wasn’t it ! Thanks to all especially May Hem and Dyna Mite who kept us all very well entertained on the bouncy castle ?‍♀️
Now where’s Grannmarie with that hoover …. .?
Brunch with Bunny tickets are selling fast, we need more of Mr Muse’s pasties and some of grandmabattys Easter bunny biscuits. Welsh Rarebit and Bunny Beans definitely on the menu Doodle - I’ll ask Thor to get the beans and I’ll be making Scrambled Egg Bunnies and Bunny Butt Pancakes all washed down with What’s Up Doc carrot smoothies ..
I’m off to clean the lavs …

Grandmabatty Mon 18-Apr-22 08:32:10

Morning Brook I'm afraid the carrot/penis shaped biscuits are in the freezer. I'll take some out for brunch. The earless bunnies were removed by sspca and the remaining lamb was eaten. But I have coffee in bucket loads.

Doodle Mon 18-Apr-22 12:16:47

Oooh my aching head ?‍?
Sorry I’m late in. I accidentally got locked in the cellar all night with Brad and Rufus……I’d forgotten I’d hidden put the key under one of the barrels ?
The place looks nice and tidy and the menu sounds good Brook
Muse is bringing more Easter pasties. The biscuits look amazing Grandmabatty……quite like the real thing…
AGA have you more poteen for the lunch crowd?
I think the WAGS have all booked tickets and we have a coach load of Bunny Girls coming on their annual day out.
I think we’re almost ready.

Pantglas2 Mon 18-Apr-22 12:27:10

Well thanks Doodle - when I allowed Rufus amuse himself on the bouncy castle for a few hours, I never meant for all and sundry to @ve a go...and certainly not an overnighter! ?‍♀️?.

You’re obviously back to your behind the bike shed norty ways, you Jezebel, when you woz trying to lead me into the brambles of delinquency wiv dem boys!?

Doodle Mon 18-Apr-22 12:52:43

I woz leading you ?, you brazen hussy. I fought the bike shed woz for storing bikes till I found you there wiv all de boyz from skule trying to get a stiff git for advanced rumpy pumpy.

Sorry about Rufus. You can av Im bak now. He’s on the cellar floor moaning.

AGAA4 Mon 18-Apr-22 13:22:22

Hot cross bun poteen is ready now. I tripped up with a tray of them and in they went. May be a few pasties in there too.

Doodle Mon 18-Apr-22 13:42:09

Delicious AGA. I’ve just had a pint and feel quite bouncy ???. I quite fancy a carrot now too. Any penis ones left Grandmabatty or has Pants eaten them all.

Doodle Mon 18-Apr-22 13:43:44

The crowd seem to be enjoying their lunch.
Thor and Sven in serving with their bunny tails are a big hit .
I wonder what happened to the rest of the costumes ?

brook2704 Mon 18-Apr-22 13:52:47

That coach load of bunny girls has just arrived but I’m busy down the paddock with the llamas - could someone keep an eye on the Admiral please he’s already causing a few problems ?‍♀️

LauraNorderr Mon 18-Apr-22 14:12:43

Yey, I found one of your hidden eggs.
I’m just glad the vet lent me that long glove. Phew.
Happy Easter Argy Bargies.

Doodle Mon 18-Apr-22 14:24:00

Happy Easter to you too Laura. Nice to see you.
Have a glass of special Easter poteen. I’ll get the Admiral to sit with you and you can keep his hands off you keep him company ?

Grandmabatty Mon 18-Apr-22 14:45:23

Sorry for the delay. I was 'enjoying' a penis/carrot biscuit. There's plenty left.

Doodle Mon 18-Apr-22 16:31:45

Grandmabatty I’m not sure that was a biscuit ….?…have you lost your glasses again ?

Grandmabatty Mon 18-Apr-22 18:43:18

Maybe it was a rabbit...

Pantglas2 Mon 18-Apr-22 18:53:32

?‍⚕️There, there, Rufus, doofus....that norty minx has gone and I promise not to let her lead you astray again - well until the Jubilee anyway! I did say you were always up for jubilation ?‍♀️?‍♀️

Ennywae... I know you’ve always been enviuss of my collekshun of Stiffgits ?? Doodle so I’m wardin you one for Te da, de dahhhh, “Most Improved Praktishunner” in keeping men folks amused this Easter! Well done (Rufus said you definitely were....?)

Doodle Mon 18-Apr-22 18:55:05

Hmmm maybe it was something else Grandmabatty ?

Time to sweep the floor and put the glasses away.
Alarma has stuffed herself with chocolate and she and the other llamas are asleep in the barn.
The Admiral and Captain have set sail for warmer places and Sven and Thor have gone off to a beer festival.

Sir Tom has taken Brad and Rufus back to his place to discuss how Grandmabatty has the stamina to cope with them all.
George is cleaning his coffee pot and sulking because he’s no longer flavour of the month.

Thank you all for joining in. Lovely to see you all again.
I’ve got a huge chocolate Easter Egg for you all to share……..by the time you finish this one it will be Christmas and we’ll be back in business again. ?

Doodle Mon 18-Apr-22 18:56:51

Oooh Pants my very own stiffgit. I am overcome …or come all over. I will mount it in my bedwoom where I do most of mine mountings. ?

Grannmarie Mon 18-Apr-22 19:03:42

So sorry I'm late with the hoover and bin bags, Brook, my visitors have just gone!

Doodle I'll help with the floor and the glasses, it's a wonder they've survived!

Oh my goodness, the morning after the night before, I've missed myself ? Looks like everyone had a brilliant time, all's well that ends well.??????

brook2704 Mon 18-Apr-22 19:50:54

Thanks for opening up the Argy for Easter Doodle we had a great time ??????
That giant chocolate egg - wow! ?
Wot no summer garden party this year? And I had my special bunting ready …

Doodle Mon 18-Apr-22 21:11:23

Thank you both.

Lemon usually does the summer party at Lemongrove Manor.
But if she’s still sailing the seven seas we could try a BBQ in the paddock.

Perhaps August bank holdiday.
AGA could work on the cocktails.
We can leave Grandmabatty to line up the men and the rest of us can concentrate on getting the llamas ready for llama walks and erecting the Big Top………no Alarma I’m not talking about May Hems bust. ?
See you all there. Take care and don’t overdo the chocolate ?

Grandmabatty Mon 18-Apr-22 21:13:36

I've had a ball Doodle. I'll round up the usual suspects for summer.