Elderly WHAT!!!! fxck off!

You look absolutely lovely Callistemon!

I’ve just been googling La Collins
and looking at all of the beauty books that she written.
They really are 80s tastic!
I may treat myself. I think that I could do with a bit of Joanie in my life.

My dads wife is a big fan of hers.
I bought her a second hand book by Joan, and I was delighted to see that it was signed

Thank you Chocolatelovinggran, you're so kind!
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Absolutely, nanna8: I enjoy boasting about my great-great niece...
Callistemon21, you look so young !

Chocolatelovinggran

I find that if I take my glasses off, I look quite young in the mirror.....

Love it! You know , someone pointed out that we are the successful ones- we have survived , we are still here. I think I am the first surviving Great Grandma in our family and I am looking with speculative eyes at my great grandson who is 10 - if he gets going at 15 I could add another great ! hehehe.

I promised Joanie not to divulge our secret ?

Well, it works.
What is it?

???

I use the same face cream as Joanie Collins

Well, seriously, you do look pretty good.
Your hands, forehead and neck do, anyway.

LadyGaGa

I think I have reverse body dysmorphia. When I look in the mirror I see a slim blonde bombshell. I can’t understand who the fat old woman is in photos

As you can see, I'm still gorgeous at 75 ?

I think I have reverse body dysmorphia. When I look in the mirror I see a slim blonde bombshell. I can’t understand who the fat old woman is in photos

It certainly does!

Honestly, it can take years off you ?

Chocolatelovinggran

I find that if I take my glasses off, I look quite young in the mirror.....

I look much younger with sunglasses, a large sun hat and a mask.
It can look a bit ridiculous in the middle of January in the UK, though.

The OP is actually a perfectly normal woman of her age. Its just her preconceptions haven't kept up with events.

Oh, and I've no idea about my natural hair colour- I haven't seen it in years.

I find that if I take my glasses off, I look quite young in the mirror.....

Germanshepherdsmum, no - my friend isn't the op (doesn't really do reading or writing) but I think it's this:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Histrionic_personality_disorder

Farzanah, 'life in prison' is a positive incentive. It's far superior to life in a care home - and absolutely free of charge too!

I shave my own hedge, I do drink the odd glass of wine and I also sometimes listen to rock music.
People definitely think I’m old but I do look and feel as old as F*#k ?.

Naughtyneine

Sago...as they do tend to fly off easily ...I think I'd have to say no... How do you explain in A and E that as you flung your legs over your your shoulders and your crocs flew off and blacked both of your DOH eyes!!!!! Just saying

You mean you don't keep your socks on? That should help to stop your crocs flying off.

It’s more fun being old than suffering the angst of youth. Why not celebrate it instead of being in denial.
Have just seen a T shirt logo Don’t piss off OLD PEOPLE the older we get the less “life in prison” is a deterrent.

M0nica

I am sure this is a fake, but at least it is a fake we have had a lot of fun with, and if the purpose of the fake was based on the assumption that in LadyGaGa's glorious words I’ve never heard of such a thing! I almost dropped a stitch and had to change my bloomers! would be the general response then they will be sorely disappointed.

I wish we could have more threads like this GN!

I am having the vapours though!

Quick, where's the smelling salts, I must loosen my stays

How very wonderful you truly are......