Elderly WHAT!!!! fxck off!

Classic case of mutton thinking acting like a lamb is convincing.

Oh dear, definitely elderly trying desperately hard to be young. ? Just own it rather than attention seeking lol you aren't fooling anyone in your crocs ???? Nothing wrong with being elderly doesn't mean you have to fit into a perceived box.

Loved that last post. This thread has me laughing out loud… some brilliant comments .

“ A local reporter
Asks an old lady at her leisure
“What part of being 104
Gives you most pleasure?”
She simply replied to him
"No peer pressure" ”

Redhead56

Maybe the bucket of wine was just a bit too much after all.

????

Maybe the bucket of wine was just a bit too much after all.

Btw did you know that the Caroll diagram was actually invented by Lewis Caroll ?

Is that anything to do with the velocity at which a person could go down a rabbit hole?

FannyCornforth

You bad, bad bottle brush!

I really want pink hair!!

Nannashirlz

My dad always used to say you get one roll of the dice of life enjoy everyday like it’s your last. And you are elderly if you like it or not. No one looks the age they feel we all feel 21 but we not. I ride my own motorbike and go to bike rallies but I don’t swear or wear crocs and never owned a pair but wouldn’t it be a boring world if we were all the same.

Now I do swear, and we’ve already established that I wear Crocs (with the ‘garden’ get out clause).

Perhaps we need an Elderly / Not Elderly Venn diagram.
Or even better one of those flow chart thingys.

Btw did you know that the Caroll diagram was actually invented by Lewis Caroll?

Blossoming

What a shame that Hink2 appears to have fxcked off.

???

You lot are crackers ???

What a shame that Hink2 appears to have fxcked off.

Probably had to go back to school.

So the fabulous not elderly OP didn’t return….. odd that.

My dad always used to say you get one roll of the dice of life enjoy everyday like it’s your last. And you are elderly if you like it or not. No one looks the age they feel we all feel 21 but we not. I ride my own motorbike and go to bike rallies but I don’t swear or wear crocs and never owned a pair but wouldn’t it be a boring world if we were all the same.

Least said soonest mended on that one, I'd say.

Or a certain lady with the handbag?

No, I think the talking about cheap clothing for teen lads is a genuine fetish.
It makes me cross when people engage with that kind of talk.

Some long time members may remember a young poster who had a 12 year old “openly gay” brother who had an issue with wearing his Ugg boots in cafes.

There was also plimsoll problem. I may have got this muddled but there again I am elderly.

I was wondering if Hink2 was the lad’s grandmother?

Callistemon21

--I hope no-one does a reverse image search--

I don’t need to, you stole my photograph!

I have been told that some cruise lines offer cheap fares to men to “look after” single ladies.
i.e. dance with them, ask them to take part in activities etc.
A lady of 50 ish ,known to me, was very flattered by one and was asked to his cabin for a drink.
He opened the door in his vest and knee length dark socks.
He was also very hairy.
She fled in embarrassment and confusion.
Our OP would have lapped it up.

You bad, bad bottle brush!

I hope no-one does a reverse image search

And certainly not the bottle brush that you told me you were!