Dinner party from heaven or hell

Hell -
Katie Hopkins
Katie Price
Piers Morgan
Sharon Osbourne
any so-called celebrity
Robbie Williams
Madonna
Adele

any offal
any shellfish
olives

Heaven -
Bob Mortimer
Jay Blades
David Attenborough
Paul Merton
Paul Rodgers to sing

Indian or Mexican food
Vodka and lemonade
trifle

Lucca

Actually as it was her recipe I’ll get Mary berry to make one and then leave !

Lucca. As this has been mentioned a few times lately ? I looked it up online. It looks delicious. Sadly I’m a veggie but might make it for the family so that I can smell it.

It will be lovely to see you at my dinner party, JaneJudge
But no flirting with Neil Diamond, - he's mine!

You're more than welcome ZOEJORY

Hell:
Katie Hopkins
Katie Price
JRM
Boris Johnson
Prince Andrew

Heaven:
Yvette Cooper
Grayson Perry
Andy Burnham
Mark Kermode
Rowan Williams
David Gilmore
Robert Plant
JK Rowling

Food Hell:
Oysters
Octopus
Crab
Veal

Food heaven:
Prawn cocktail, thinly sliced brown bread and butter
Rare steak, mushrooms, green salad, chips
Eton Mess
Champagne

I want to go to dolphindaisy's supper.

Sausage meat lasagne sounds lovely. But Terribull's menu is right up my street.

Lucca

JaneJudge

are you worried Lucca might serve you sausage meat lasagne?

Oy !!!

I'd like nothing better xx

Heaven:
Peter Ustinov (I know he's dead but it's my fantasy)
Germaine Greer
Graham Norton
Sandi Toksvig
Prince William (to see what he's really like)
Joanna Lumley
Menu
Melon balls with port
Salmon mayonnaise
Jubilee trifle

Hell:
Nicola Sturgeon
Alex Salmond (awkward dynamics!!)
Lee Mack (so irritating)
Fiona Bruce
David Attenborough
Anne Robinson
Menu
Boeuf Tartare
Tripe and onions
Semolina

Actually as it was her recipe I’ll get Mary berry to make one and then leave !

JaneJudge

are you worried Lucca might serve you sausage meat lasagne?

Oy !!!

Heaven

Stevie Wonder and his Band
Rafa Nadal best tennis player of all time IMO
Kenneth Moore
Chris Packham
Prof Brian Cox
Judi Dench

Would love to invite Miriam Margolyes but the others may not enjoy her humour as I do, so she is out.

Roast pork dinner, crackling, the works.
Fruit Pavlova
Variety of wines
Coffee strong and chocs.

are you worried Lucca might serve you sausage meat lasagne?

I'm going to Lucca's for the company and Terribull's for the food.

Hell
Jeremy Paxo, Mary Beard, Joanna Lumley, Farage, Lucy Worsley, the Gallagher brothers.
Meal: clear soup, pizza, apple tart.

Heaven
Bill Nighy, Ralph Fiennes, Edna O’Brien, Sally Rooney, Julian Barnes.
Meal: Asparagus, steak, morello cherry pavlova with warm cream.

I'm going to henetha's dinner party

That's OK Casdon I'll keep James Martin all to myself .

I've got some late arrivals for my Heaven table Sanjeev Bhaskar and Nicola Walker perfect pairing and another perfect pair, imo Giles and Mary (The Nuttys) Goggle Box.

One more for the Hell table, Rebecca Vardy, don't know much about the woman but anyone who is indiscreet enough to talk about ex lovers' private parts is reprehensible imo, so for that I'll place her between Boris and Trump and she can talk about sausages or chipolatas, whatever applies, to her heart's content and they can all have a double helping of Andouillette for their sins (many) I'd include Katy Price but worried she might drive herself there, so perhaps not!

Heaven
Neil Diamond.
Chris Packham
Princess Anne
Sandie Toksvig

Prawn Cocktail
Roast lamb, mint sauce, roast potatoes, lots of veg.
Eton Mess.

Hell.
Carol Vorderman
Anne Robinson
Michael Gove
Lorraine Kelly (sorry, nice lady, but that giggle!)

Broad beans.
Kidneys
Jellied eels

Hell …

Keith Lemmon
Katie Price

Eggs Benedict
Omelettes
Egg Custard

(I do not and never have eaten eggs).

Heaven … (for fun conversations)
Bob Mortimer
Jo Brand

Parma ham & melon slices
Rick Stein’s Rock Salmon and Chips
Strawberries set in jelly with fresh pouring Cream

and Prosecco ! At least 2 bottles !

HELL
Huw Edwards
Naga Munchetty
JRM
Gemma Collins
Alan Tichmarch
Nigel Farage
Rebekah Vardy

Oysters
Veal
Bread and butter pudding

HEAVEN
Keanu Reeves (on my right)
Rafa Nadal (on my left)
Bob Mortimer/Lee Mack/ David Mitchell
prof Brian Cox and Brian May
J K Rowling
Susan Calman
Jodi Comer (but at the other end of the table to Rafa and Keanu)

Smoked Salmon
Fish and chips (come on - we all like that)
English strawberries and cream

Heaven..Dr Amir Khan, Tom Jones Kate Garroway Edie Reader
Starter...Lentil soup
Main ...Steak pie & veg
Sweet...Apple crumble & custard

Hell...Katie Hopkins...Madonna Simon Cowell Chris Eubank
Starter.. Prawn Cocktail
Main......Liver and onions
Sweet......Lemon merangie pie

Yes she does, I loved her last book and when Michelle walked back in after a long absence with a very loaded "we've got to talk" it left it all a bit up in the air, we shall see in due course no doubt. Anyway Flint doesn't really like him so maybe not a good idea for Nelson to permanently get together with Ruth. One must always put one's cat first imo!

I don't mind where it is as long as my preferred chefs will agree to do the catering. Maybe someone from the dinners from hell can do the washing up, I 'm thinking Gemma Collins to bring out her inner diva which from what I hear is prone to burst forth at any time, I'll chuck in some Marigolds to pacify her

Hell BJ and any Tory MP. Joan Collins,Madonna, Prince Andrew and Sarah Ferguson

Hellish food
Any Chinese food

Heaven Nicola Walker, Timothy West, Grayson and Phillipa Perry, Camilla Duchess of Cornwall, Ian Hislop

Heavenly food
Prawns in Garlic Butter
Boeuf Bourgignon
Creme Brûlée