Dinner party from heaven or hell

Heaven
Colin Firth. Roberto Benigni. Judi dench. Esme Young. Matteo Berettini. Barack Obama.

Ravioli with sage and ricotta
Vitello tonnato
Affogato al caffè,

May depend whose d*ck

Hell- Stephen Fry, Miriam Margolyes, John Torode, Coleen Nolan, Alan Partridge

Hell - plate of white food
Squid
Mushrooms
Pasta

MawtheMerrier

May depend whose d*ck

Maw !?

Hell: Diane Abbott, Jeremy Corbyn, Boris Johnson, Rees-Mogg

Hell: Anything with chillies, curry, spices, squid or beetroot

Heaven: Maya Forstater, Alison Bailey, Bette Davis, Alan Rickman

Heaven: Any seafood (except squid/octopus), steak, Italian cuisine, Welsh lamb, chocolate

Hell. BJ. JRM. PP. RS. Any WAG

Veal
Broad beans
Creme brulé

Heaven. David Attenborough. Michelle Obama. Pauline Collins. Dolly Parton

Roast Duck
Roast pears
Apple pie

Hell - David Walliams Priti Patel Prince Andrew and Madonna
Fois gras
Tripe
Trifle

Heaven
David Attenborough
Helen Mirren
Billy Connolly
Sarah Millican

Bouillabaisse
Paella ( the snails and rabbit variety)
Lemon Tart

Hell would be anyone political really though i’d like to invite Putin to ask what the f* is he doing.

Heaven would be Miranda and Lee Mack for the giggles, Ed Sheehan for a song and Bradley Cooper to gaze into his gorgeous blue eyes.

Food heaven would be roast duck or a beautifully cooked Indian.

Hell would be anything in pastry or beige.

Hell
Rees Mogg
Lorraine Kelly
Amanda Holden
Meghan Markle

Heaven
John Humphrys
Sir Paul McCartney
Janet Street Porter
The Duchess of Cornwall

Heaven-
Rufus Sewell and me!

Think guests should be living?

Hell
Stephen Fry
Phillip Schofield
Amanda Holden
Jimmy Carr
Lorraine Kelly
Steve Coogan

Heaven
Paul McCartney (Would be George Harrison if we had people no longer with us)
Keith Richards
Tony Bennett
Michael Buble

Oh and James Martin (heaven and he could cook)

Heaven - Kathy Burke, Jo Brand, David Attenborough, Morrisey, Jarvis Cocker, Micky Flanagan, Billy Connolly, Maya Angelou, Grayson Perry.
Roast chicken dinner.
Hell - Rees Mogg, any of the Spice Girls, Mariah Carey (specially if she sang!) Prince Andrew, Robbie Williams, Stephan Fry, Dominic Cummings.

Tripe and onions.

Heaven. Michele Riodino
Kenneth M Christensen

Paella with lots of seafood

Hell. Any politician. or a ‘celeb’
Offal and goats cheese

I'd like to add Bob Geldof to my like list please.

And Bob Mortimer.
And Germaine Greer.
I'd better stop now.

Hell - the Front Bench…..

Heaven- David Baddiel (for conversation) Jack Savoretti (to sing to me), Brad Pitt (just to look at) and Peter Kay (to make me laugh) ?

Hell-Jeremy Vine, Davina McCall, Phillip Schofield
Baked Camembert
Any meat dish
Panna Cotta

Heaven- Sandy Toksvig, Kathy Burke, Prue Leith
Prawn Cocktail
Salmon
Chocolate torte

Heaven: The cast of Derry Girls

Olives with just baked bread and good olive oil and homemade pesto
Freshly caught salmon with hollandaise sauce
My late mother's sherry trifle

Hell: Donald Trump, Boris Johnson, the Wagatha ladies

Goats cheese
A really hot curry
Rice pudding

I'm new here...just reading through the lists gave me a belly laugh! I would invite you all!

Hello Ninney
What would you feed us all?

Hell
Piers Morgan
Nigel Farage
Jimmy Carr
Anne Robinson
Liz Truss
(Reserve list Elton John and Gemma Collins)

Oysters, venison (can’t think of any desserts I hate), served with tap water
Cooked by James Martin, (sorry Kate1949 he sets my teeth on edge, no idea why, I do like his spaniel though)

Heaven
David Beckham (he can sit opposite me, and he doesn’t need to speak)
John Bishop
Bryan Ferry
Susan Calman
Mariella Frostup

Tapas followed by gooseberry fool with shortbread biscuits, and lots of wine

Cooked by Rick Stein, who can then join us for dinner.

I want a really fun evening at my dream dinner party, so it’s a mixture of people who make me laugh, and ones I think are cool.

I can think of more hell than heaven guests. I'm not sure what that says about me!