?The Argy Re-Opens - Lubbly Jubbly Celebrations!? ?

Cor, that looks good. Have we got the stuff to ram in it?

Well we can use poteen for gunpowder. We could stuff it with the left over sausage rolls. Anyone got a match

Sausage rolls? ? That won't work will it?

Mind you .... these ones will I fink!!

Germanshepherdsmum

Cor, that looks good. Have we got the stuff to ram in it?

Here's some white powder I found in the lavs GSM.
Think it's talc, but we can give it a whirl

Doodle

Well we can use poteen for gunpowder. We could stuff it with the left over sausage rolls. Anyone got a match

Here you are Doodle

Dear ?
Re: sausage rolls. Have you tried Gregg's own?
Just asking ...

Those are perfick Ixion . C'mon let's fire it. Who's lighting it? I've already drank too much forgotten!

Ooh, that white powder’s odd. Are you sure it’s talc? Wheeee ?

? (a) Long long time ago? Ixion, yes.

Calling Doodle?
Some of us are getting well oiled sleepy!

Try some of this talc …

Applied it liberally GSM under my armpits.
Sod all at the time of writing☹️

I thought it was Vim GSM.
Yeah, c'mon Doodle we're all hic upped on poteen ere and the Admiral is faffing about somfing.

Cum on all. I think Ixion should light the cannon as she’s the one who opened the Argy today and did all the preparations……plis she’s the one with the matches ?
So cannon first, then the beacon and then the fireworks ………… then the ?‍♀️And the ?‍?. And the ??‍♂️ And the ?

Good call Doodle ?

OK - here goes. All got your ear defenders?
3-2-1 ?
Beacon, stand back - ????
Fireworks - claret and light blue? - oooooh.

Think we will get the record for the tardiest beacon in the land.

Who's got the ?‍? ?

Well done Ma'am. All that time?
Keep your strength up for Saturday - do come. Lots of fun and frolics

? ? ☄️ ?

You could have given me more warning Ixion . That cannon firing made me jump out of my undies (well it would have done if I was wearing any)

I think we ought to end the evening with a cheer for the Queen.
Hip hip hurrah ? ?

Well thanks Ixion for a good day. Well organised.
Just one problem..,that beacon set light to Madam Pom Pom’s frilly knickers but not to worry, there are about 20 ?‍? helping to put out the flames.

Last girls/women/ladies/guys standing Doodle methinks ?.
Night night. Thanks for a brill birthday?
Will be in to survey the débris tomorrow. What's on the agenda?
Or do we play it by ? ?

Thanks everyone for coming. Been a lovely day. I think we’ve done the Queen proud.
I’m taking the llamas back to the barn to settle them down. Alarma’s in a huff because she wasn't included in the balcony photos.
The Admiral and Captain are fast asleep in the corner.
Thor, Sven and Bjorn have promised to clean up the bar and glasses.
Ixion great party. Do you think we can now have By appointment to the Queen on our sign outside?

I think hangover cures might be on the menu for tomorrow.
George and Sir Tom are still at the bar and as for Grannygravy ? ? ?
Sleep well all.

What a finale ixion whooooooo
Night night, hic ( pardon me ?) ?

Mornin all - anyone need any paracetamol??
I’m in early as the llamas need a good long walk after yesterdays antics
I’ll take them down the long walk towards the paddock at Windsor great park and see who’s about …any sign of those corgis Cherry and I’ll be off ..