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CatsCatsCats Tue 07-Jun-22 17:24:35

Aveline

I'd like to understand more why it is that cats always feel that they're on the wrong side of whatever door is closed.
Also, what is the attraction of me in the bathroom and why I apparently need them to escort me there.

Love it!

StarDreamer Tue 07-Jun-22 17:17:40

Marydoll wrote

If I had been able to continue, I think I would have researched the impact of deprivation and lack of nurture on those pupils, who either didn't want to learn or couldn't. I once heard a talk by the former Chief Medical Officer for Scotland, on research done in the town I taught in, on this subject. It was fascinating.

I'm getting boring now! wink.

Not boring at all.

What exactly are you meaning by "deprivation and lack of nurture"? Are they two separate things, or linked?

I know that muscles strengthen by using them.

Is there a sort of brain equivalent of a muscle that strengthens by using it?

For example, if the government gave every child, aged 2 or 3, a set of megabloks to play with, funded from general taxation, would that have a great effect on the children's abilities as they got older?

And so on, with other educational toys, at various ages.

GagaJo Tue 07-Jun-22 15:29:58

Esspee

Do you ever dream of doing a PhD? If so what would your subject be?

I would like to investigate The relationship between weather and transient deafness in young people.

(as in why oh why when it is a glorious sunny day do young men (mainly) feel they have to open their car windows and put the stereo on to full volume)

What would your thesis subject be?

It's universal. This is known as the Beijing bikini. Although not restricted to Beijing obviously.

Marydoll Tue 07-Jun-22 14:45:12

Espee, you obviously get out a lot more than I do!

Marydoll Tue 07-Jun-22 14:44:29

Esspee

*Marydoll*. I volunteer to help you with the research into toned, tanned bodies. Just point me in the right direction. ?

That's the problem Espee, unfortunately there appears to be a dearth of them here. If I find any, I'm not sharing! wink

Fanny my thesis for my MSc was based on my research into breaking down barriers to learning.
I became hooked on finding about about how the brain worked, muliple intelligences, left brain/right brain dominance and finding strategies to help overcome those barriers. It was such a huge subject.

If I had been able to continue, I think I would have researched the impact of deprivation and lack of nurture on those pupils, who either didn't want to learn or couldn't. I once heard a talk by the former Chief Medical Officer for Scotland, on research done in the town I taught in, on this subject. It was fascinating.

I'm getting boring now! wink.

Esspee Tue 07-Jun-22 14:37:52

Fanny I’m afraid Marydoll lives a sheltered life. There are at least 10 Wetherspoon pubs in Glasgow, and 60 in Scotland.
Don’t ask me how I know.

Esspee Tue 07-Jun-22 14:32:03

Marydoll. I volunteer to help you with the research into toned, tanned bodies. Just point me in the right direction. ?

Zonne Tue 07-Jun-22 10:37:37

Mine is also weather related. I would seek to explain how rain proves that time and distance are relative, by exploring, eg, how much longer an hour is when weather traps you and three over-stimulated kids indoors than when you and those same kids are at the beach on a sunny day; or how much longer a walk is in pouring rain than in a light shower.

FannyCornforth Tue 07-Jun-22 10:26:21

Aveline can you tell us what your PhD was about please?
And Mary, what were you going to research?

Aveline Tue 07-Jun-22 10:22:02

I loved doing my real PhD. I'm obviously a very sad person but I missed it once it was done. I really enjoyed the intellectual rigour required and, obviously, the topic was fascinating (to me anyway!)
All the intellectual rigour has now worn off and I devote myself to Corrie these days!

BigBertha1 Tue 07-Jun-22 10:06:54

I once wrote a long essay on 'The psycholanalytical perspective of the vampire legend in popular cinema'. Lots in there about body image and breast feeding. I don't think I'll pursue that!

Wouldn't mind doing some anthropological studies though if I had the funds.

Aveline Tue 07-Jun-22 10:05:06

I'd like to understand more why it is that cats always feel that they're on the wrong side of whatever door is closed.
Also, what is the attraction of me in the bathroom and why I apparently need them to escort me there.

Yammy Tue 07-Jun-22 09:16:34

Living alongside a member of the family who did an M.D and one who did a PhD. I would never truly consider doing one.
If I mythically did it would be into the inability of men's brains to tell them to pick things off the floor or help when you miss place something instead of saying 'Well it will be where you left it." Yet expect the whole house to help find what they have mislaid.hmm

Marydoll Tue 07-Jun-22 08:55:44

Ever the pedant, actually

Marydoll Tue 07-Jun-22 08:46:29

Fanny, I actally was seriously thinking of doing a PhD. I only needed another year of research, but as it had an education theme and was work based, my poor health put paid to that.
I was a serial student! wink

Marydoll Tue 07-Jun-22 08:42:51

FannyCornforth

Do you have Weatherspoons in Glasgow?

There are three, Fanny. Now, how do I know that?

I hope no-one takes offence at my post, it's meant to be tongue in cheek, but a pet hate of mine.

FannyCornforth Tue 07-Jun-22 08:36:27

Do you have Weatherspoons in Glasgow?

FannyCornforth Tue 07-Jun-22 08:35:10

That is absolutely brilliant Mary!
(Or should that be DrDoll? ?)

Marydoll Tue 07-Jun-22 08:24:10

Subject: Taps aff syndrome, a West of Scotland phenomenon, or is it common throught the UK?

Rationale: This research aims to investigate the prevalence and reasons for Tapps aff syndrome during hot weather in Glasgow and surrounding areas.

Definition of ^Tapps aff (tops off) : The practice of males removing the top half of their clothing, as soon as there is the tiniest glimmer of sun, regardless of temperature, location or appropriateness.

Criteria: , subjects males of all ages, ideally peely wally (extremely pale skinned), possess a beer belly, exposed bum cleavage, and be sweating profusely.
Further investigations will be conducted as to why there is a definite lack of toned, tanned, bodies.
Does this indicate that those who do take their tops off are delusional and think this is actually an attractive look, where the others feel no need to expose themselves?

Habitat: all public places, the more inappropriate, the better. E.G the fresh food aisles in supermarkets, crowded public transport and eateries.

The research will investigate whether there is a cultural element or it is genetic.
Furthermore the prevalence in certain locations will be investigated, with particular emphasis on Taps aff hot spots..
Glasgow City Centre is already a well known one.

Comments and contributions to this research are sought.

The final paper will be published shortly, as there is only a small window of opportunity. There is a notorious lack of sunshine in Glasgow, apart from today, that is. wink

FannyCornforth Tue 07-Jun-22 08:13:27

I bet that it’s about the wind Mary ?

Marydoll Tue 07-Jun-22 07:40:12

I have one too. I just need to have a think and formulate my rationale in appropriate language.

It does relate to the weather too, Espee and our proposed PhDs, may actually interlink.

I will be back later.

FannyCornforth Tue 07-Jun-22 07:31:01

Hi Esspee, I mentioned elsewhere my academic interest in gendered dressing techniques.

I probably have a couple more mythical PhD’s up my sleeve (always put on after my head goes in).

I shall give it the the thought it deserves ?

Esspee Tue 07-Jun-22 07:26:30

Do you ever dream of doing a PhD? If so what would your subject be?

I would like to investigate The relationship between weather and transient deafness in young people.

(as in why oh why when it is a glorious sunny day do young men (mainly) feel they have to open their car windows and put the stereo on to full volume)

What would your thesis subject be?