Things not to do in a heatwave

I'll try and remember that for tomorrow Forlornhope.

Visit the garden centre, buy plants and come home to plant them !
Just saying !

Whip the bedroom blackout blind down at midday, fling the window wide and then express mild surprise as to how quickly the room warms up.

Housework

Star jumps.
Ironing.

Put the oven on. I wasn't thinking clearly when I started the banana bread. Could have left it for a day or so until it got cooler.

put the heating on
wear a jumper
do any cooking

Cartwheels across the floor.

Expect the husband to be barely more than comatose, or hear with the fan going.

Fire walking.