Junk food heaven! (No holier-than-thou replies, thanks)

Dream Topping, I haven't had since my early 20s. Didn't know it was still around!

Maggiemaybe and Riverwalk, now and then when I’ve had the urge but can’t be bothered to walk to the corner shop, I’ve made DIY noodles - Sharwood’s medium egg noodles simmered in just enough water with half a chicken stock cube, curry powder added.
Almost as good as the proper junk version!

Strawberries dipped in warm melted chocolate?

I'm partial to a bowl of freshly mixed Dream Topping to which I haven't succumbed for a while (four helpings to a sachet - four!) but I'd feel a bit sick and regretful afterwards.

What about those packs of very large cookies with white chocolate chips? Five in a pack? Again, I could dunk them one at a time in a cup of tea. I could demolish them in a single day.

Coffee flavoured Swiss roll, covered with custard.

Those are my favourite things but I haven't faltered for a while as I need to lose some weight, I'm salivating as I remember them.

Fish n chips
Pasties from our local baker

Maccas chips and egg and bacon McMuffins. Aldi hazelnut chocolate. I kid myself the nuts make it healthy.

Riverwalk

Instant noodles - I love the salty kick from the little foil sachet of artificially-flavoured MSG!

I remember when Doll Noodles used to be 20 pence a packet.

Check out Ko-Lee instant noodles from Sainsburys, Riverwalk. Better than Supernoodles, imho, and they are 20p a pop!

AGAA4

Vanilla slices. Love them but avert my eyes when I pass them in M & S.....mostly.

Vanilla slices for me too but from Tesco. They come in twos and go down in twos. No self control. No averted eyes ?
I keep packets of Young’s scampi in the freezer and eat the lot for supper (occasionally) dipped into a large dollop of mayo.

One large carton of Hagen Daz Pralines and Cream.
One spoon.

Instant noodles - I love the salty kick from the little foil sachet of artificially-flavoured MSG!

I remember when Doll Noodles used to be 20 pence a packet.

I'm partial to an Eccles cake myself.
They give me horrific heartburn, though.

It would be easier to name the junk food I don’t like

Anyway as I said on another thread, jelly babies. I do know they’re not actual food. Then crisps, biscuits, cake but got to be homemade, Eccles cakes but got to be M+S, and a whole host more very bad for me items.

Every couple of years we have a Big Mac, fries and strawberry milk shake. OH has suddenly started buying large bags of Whotsits. Yuk

If I'm having a day out in Exeter or Plymouth I always love a big Mac, fries and mcFlurry or milkshake.
And at home my secret vice is a curry pot noodle. Don't tell anyone!

Eccles cakes - all greasy, sugary pastry [preferably from M& S]

Crisps! Just come home hungry and tired and devoured a packet of up market chorizo crisps. Salty, artificial tasting, greasy and delightful!

Those rolls from the chippy that probably started off crusty, but are now chewy, stuffed full of chips.

Blondiescot

nadateturbe

I think we all have different ideas of what is junk.

That's abundantly clear!

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Mc D cheeseburger and fries please when I'm out.

Cheese and onion crisp sandwich, lots of butter to make the crumbs stick together, when I'm home.

fiorentina51

Curry flavour Pot Noodle.?

I saw someone ( I think it was the Bald Foodie Guy on You Tube) add peanut butter to a Bombay Bad Boy Pot Noodle. I think that could be my new junk food heaven.
I used to be partial to Vesta Beef Risotto with white bread and thick Lurpak.

Super noodle sandwich. White bread.

Ferrero rocher. More ferrero rocher... chocolate orange..

Oh... I could definitely do a plate of chow mein and sweet and sour sauce... maybe some duck pancakes too

This thread is making me hungry

Plain chocolate is good for you - isn't it?

Sweet and sour sauce, chow mein, and chips from the chinese takeaway (for starters!)
Crisps - preferably walkers sensations, sweet chilli flavour.
Mc plant burger (or whatever its called) with fries, followed by a mcflurry, washed down with a strawberry milkshake.
Twiglets, cheeselets, starbars, Cadbury fruit and nut.
The list is endless!!!