Welcome to the all new summer special Argy Bar - buy one cocktail, get two free

It's good to have such a refined clientele who used to attend the MaryDoll Skool at the Argy. Most of the reprobates customers don't even know how to spell Skool.
Can I have a stiffgit for spelling?

Ooh Doodle you norty minx! ?

You know full well he was in our klass at Miss Marydoll Skool for Genteel Persons (like wot we woz) and he certainly wasn’t shy about us having a play wiv his joystick ? in the bike shed....? when we were playing Pilots and Passengers in his pretend flight deck?

Yes he is……….he’s Antons ?

Well he looks ok despite the facial furniture. Is he spoken for?

I have the solution, Gsm.
You can have the ones who are cleanshaven, I will take, as it were, those with nicely trimmed beards.
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Sorry, not my type at all. A pilot like the one in those Virgin Atlantic ads with the ladies in red uniforms is more what I was thinking of. A proper grown up man.

Just for you, GSM

I shall cry! I warn you, it's not a pretty sight! Just the one ... ? I do like a man in uniform. Are yours still wearing their uniforms? I mean, like, (as the young ones say) they haven't been pensioned off have they?

Find your own pilots Gsm.
These are mine, all mine.
Waiters, maybe?

Was that wot I was using in the lavs AGA? It worked very well. Especially when I eventually came back after the Jubilee do and fings weren't too fragrant. I'll take some home for the rest of my cleaning if you don't mind. Most efficacious, like Lily the Pink?

I like the sound of the pilots meetings. I could do with being more bendy. Especially after tackling that oven. I'm fair done in. Perhaps another poteen or two ...

Well, I hope someone in The Argy was able to sort you out. On your knees, eh?

Oh, indeed, Shirley48, didn't they just!

Yup, on my knees.
It's the regular pilots meetings that build up my flexibility.
I'm not known as Bendy Wendy for nothing.

GSM the poteen will clean your oven like new. We use it in the lavs too. Even the men's come up sparkling and fresh. It's potent stuff.

Ouf, on my knees here. Just popped in for a quick one on my way home

Well, I hope someone in The Argy was able to sort you out. On your knees, eh?

Happyme

Oh bother......was sort of assuming the boys come in the bike shed!!!!.
Now how can we lure some in? ?

I had to read your post several times Happy because my dirty mind was working overtime!!!!

I’ve popped in quickly, half way through cleaning the ruddy oven. Another ouf from me. Is it too early for a swift half of fortifying poteen? Actually the XXX brew might clean the oven quite nicely.

Ouf, on my knees here. Just popped in for a quick one on my way home.

Aught going on anywhere, anytime?

Oh bother......was sort of assuming the boys come in the bike shed!!!!.
Now how can we lure some in? ?

Happyme I don’t see why not. I fancy a bit …..of nostalgia.
Mind you, I’m not sure where we are going to find enough boys. I wonder if Anton has some friends.
You better get there first before Pants rides them all…..
……the bikes that is #innocentface.

Ooh Doodle, Pants I am so jealous. Feel I have had a depraved deprived youth ?. Could we build a bike shed behind the Argy, I could fancy a ride bike

I can’t possibly comment!

I hope you didn’t get pine needles in your knickers GSM ?

Oh Pants I remember it well. Wasn’t that when you got your stiff git for mounting from a standing position ?

I really missed out there. Mind you there was a boys’ skool not far away and we had a copse in our skool grounds where we could go at dinner time… ?

Seems a shame, only bikes no boys, GSM...?

Doodle and I learnt so much there - how to ride tandem, side saddle, how to strip ‘em down, oil ‘em up, seeing how fast they could go...?

Sadly, bikes. ?