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I hope it isn't the Admiral taking us on the boozy flooze cruise. He has already sunk 3 ships.
We don't want to have to call the lifeboat out.......but those lifeboat men are very hunky?

Got some new sausage holders for the barbeque!

? oh er. Enough to make the Admirals eyes water. ?

Couldn’t resist ?

Pittcity

Got some new sausage holders for the barbeque!

Where can I get them?

Ooh, soya sausages, Lucca ?!

SO hot here. Might have to skinny dip in the pool …….

Be careful in there Shirley. The admiral has put his dinner in there till later. Lobsters.

Ooh, ouch, ooooh, ouch…….you could have told me earlier, AGA

Just be thankful the Admiral hasn't joined you. Sorry in he goes. He has more arms than an octopus.

BBQ tomorrow evening?

2 traditional martinis please with a twist no olive and then catch me. Already outside 2 g and rd and a couple of glasses of vino collapso. I did win the golf comp today.

I've had a look along the street a couple of times but it seems to be closed. Rumour has it that it has run out of water, something to do with hoses?

But look how shiny clean the front mats are, Baggy?

Well that's just fine then, a very good use of the hose facilities on offer. It's important we maintain some degree of cleanliness, even though our minds may not always follow that path. I may pop by later when its cooler.

phew, what a scorcher, I have dropped in for a cooling glass of iced tea, or if that is not possible here, then an iced rum.
have brought my own personal bangers with me as sausages may be bland, and I must have extra spicy ones.

Got any Mivvies, perchance?
?

No ixion but I have made some poteen ice lollies.
I couldn’t find anything to make them in so I used some condoms out of the machine. Unusual shape but very tasty. ?

Oh Doodle I know you’ll recognise those condominiums from our speriences in the bike shed… we always knew to add salt, pepper etc to all Skool dinners didn’t we??

They're Rockets in that case Doodle. Did you lair (as posh Mary Berry would say) with different colours?

You know Mivvies are my fave. We had them on the Cruise for pud. Love 'em.
Outer lair just as you'd been expecting, bite a little deeper and the unexpected reveals itself.
Like life's rich panoply ?

Am I allowed to ask what has happened to Lemongrove who used to host threads like this ? I hope she is ok.

Lemon’s fine Kate.
She just decided to go, nothing funny, no one else involved; she just wanted to have an extended break. She said her goodbyes and said that she might pop in at Christmas?

Thanks Fanny for the info about Lemongrove. I miss her humour.

Yes, Kate, she was ridiculously witty.
If I’m honest (and I am!) I was totally in awe of how quick and funny she was, and that’s why I didn’t join in her threads!
One of the first things I did when I joined GN was read loads of the old Argy threads; the ones where they had theme nights.
They really were comic genius.

So here’s to Lemon and all the Argy Regulars! ?????

I miss Lemon too. We had a lot of fun in the Argy back then.

Love those poteen lollies Doodle...interesting flavour, can't quite figure out what it is....possibly eau de sausage and a hint of ....errmm cheese ????? ?