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Oh Fanny that does look a nasty case of the claque, whatever you do don’t scratch it

I have a split hare on the griddle if you fancy that Prentice

Ooh ? MissCharleygirl Doodle and I have bin eva such good gurls practissin our Latin and Spanish ....Amo, amas, Amat et setra ? and you can cee owr spellin is as perfick as it allwaes woz....?

So you enjoy a ??and don’t be troubling yourself wiv our heducashun....

is there any food here today? Am really hungry.

Fanny I’m not going to ask who you took those clackers from but fancy him letting you paint them red too. ?

Gulp! ? oh hello Miss Charleygirl. I didn’t see you there. I’m a good gurl I am. Psst Fanny don’t let on. I don’t want to get detenshun.

Yes Prentice that sounds like the Admiral. You are lucky. He doesn’t usually ask just grabs the nearest female (mostly) and spins them round the room.

am I too late for cocktails? is the Admiral a bearded gentleman
with a bald head? he asked me to dance a few minutes ago, and there isn't even any music playing, a bit strange.
Iwas advised not to come in here by a policeman out in the street, he said that it becomes rowdy after 3pm.Even on Sunday.

Doodle, you are so naughty for such a good girl!
They always say that it’s the quiet ones

Claquers (yer actual French)
I’ll just leave this here.

You are all much funnier than I am!

Doodle and pants*- you have not forgotten that Miss Marydoll is not very well at present but I could not have felt better.

If you are not careful the pair of you will come to me for Latin and Spanish classes tomorrow. On second thoughts, we may start off with simple spelling.

Happyme that cushion you are sitting on is the Admiral zonked out after 14 pints of poteen. He is usually very frisky and amorous when he wakes up so may be time to move.

Phew ?? is there any poteen left or have you ladies ( I use the term loosely obv ) drunk the bar dry?
I have spent the day chasing after men in lycra ......all those muscular buttocks bobbing up and down...?...made me all of a wobble...fell off my bike. Bike shed still empty, apart from my bike ?. Maybe you would have more luck catching one ixion with all your riding experience.
I am just going to sit myself down on a soft cushion in the corner....am feeling a little tender.

I won’t Doodle, I can imagine.?

Oh GSM don’t ask him please…….you have no idea what you might be in for ?

Shirley when’s it Happy Hour and what is this weeks speciality cocktail?
That Gazunder Basher I had last week certainly lived up to its name sorry about the wind.

Does he, er, do practical demonstrations?

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Oh no I’m a member of a sub-claque.?. Is that like castanets I’ve never been any good with those.
ixion I thought you were at Skool wiv me and Pants but praps you woz one of them posh girls from St Trinian’s down the road.

Me and Pants went to Miss Marydoll’s skool on GN during lockdown. Miss Doll gave us tests every day and if we woz very good she gave us stiff gits. Those of us lucky enough to go to her skool had a wonderful time for weeks. Sadly Miss Doll wasn’t well enough to continue but it was a really great time.

If I can find one I’ll post a link to give you some idea how Pants got to be head girl.

AGA PE and Biology class are the Admirals two favorites but the one to avoid at all costs is sex edukashun. ?

Right. Thanks AGA. Always best to be prepared, like the Boy Scouts. Dib dib!

Don't enrol for the PE class. The Admiral is always there and chases you up the ropes. Not a good place to be with him down below. Keep away from the Biology class too.

I‘m no good at sums, or at PE (do they still call it that?). I can do English and history. Definitely not geography, can’t find my way anywhere. Or science, except biology ?

If it's sums, I could just about keep up with a lesson a day, mornings. Afternoons I have signed up for biking, I see bike sheds ...
My chosen specialties are team pursuit, Madison, keirin and team sprint.
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Ooh, not another claque I hope! Just as I was wondering if this skool accepted (very) mature students.

Well (flounce)
I've no idea what you are talking about or what Miss Marydoll's School is. Or why your spelling is weird.

Are you a sub-claque?

?? oh yes I remember him now. I was his favorite stewardess
But he was very clumsy. He kept dropping things on the floor and I had to bend over and pick them up. …
You’ll have to check with Pants AGA she was head girl.
Her bedroom is full of stiff gits she’s forever mounting a new one.