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Welcome to the all new summer special Argy Bar - buy one cocktail, get two free

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Shirley48 Sun 07-Aug-22 16:47:19

A warm (phew what a scorcher) welcome to one and all in the all new Argy. Topless waiters a speciality. Cocktails served in pint mugs. Nibbles available…….

Germanshepherdsmum Wed 17-Aug-22 15:46:58

Ooh, Pants, I remember that one now you mention it. Your skool sounds much more fun than mine. We had bike sheds but there weren’t any boys.?

Doodle Wed 17-Aug-22 19:43:37

Ooh yes Pants ?
Er AGA I don’t want to worry you but I used to see the Admiral topping up those champagne bottles when he got caught short ?.

Doodle Wed 17-Aug-22 19:44:20

GSM no boys………hat were the bike sheds used for then ?

Doodle Wed 17-Aug-22 19:44:30

What not hat

Germanshepherdsmum Wed 17-Aug-22 19:49:35

Sadly, bikes. ?

Pantglas2 Wed 17-Aug-22 20:46:19

Seems a shame, only bikes no boys, GSM...?

Doodle and I learnt so much there - how to ride tandem, side saddle, how to strip ‘em down, oil ‘em up, seeing how fast they could go...?

Germanshepherdsmum Wed 17-Aug-22 21:18:33

I really missed out there. Mind you there was a boys’ skool not far away and we had a copse in our skool grounds where we could go at dinner time… ?

Doodle Wed 17-Aug-22 22:57:47

Oh Pants I remember it well. Wasn’t that when you got your stiff git for mounting from a standing position ?

Doodle Wed 17-Aug-22 22:58:51

I hope you didn’t get pine needles in your knickers GSM ?

Germanshepherdsmum Thu 18-Aug-22 08:47:18

I can’t possibly comment!

Happyme Thu 18-Aug-22 12:05:04

Ooh Doodle, Pants I am so jealous. Feel I have had a depraved deprived youth ?. Could we build a bike shed behind the Argy, I could fancy a ride bike

Doodle Thu 18-Aug-22 20:21:29

Happyme I don’t see why not. I fancy a bit …..of nostalgia.
Mind you, I’m not sure where we are going to find enough boys. I wonder if Anton has some friends.
You better get there first before Pants rides them all…..
……the bikes that is #innocentface.

Happyme Thu 18-Aug-22 23:13:51

Oh bother......was sort of assuming the boys come in the bike shed!!!!.
Now how can we lure some in? ?

ixion Fri 19-Aug-22 14:56:38

Ouf, on my knees here. Just popped in for a quick one on my way home.

Aught going on anywhere, anytime?

Germanshepherdsmum Fri 19-Aug-22 15:02:22

I’ve popped in quickly, half way through cleaning the ruddy oven. Another ouf from me. Is it too early for a swift half of fortifying poteen? Actually the XXX brew might clean the oven quite nicely.

Pittcity Fri 19-Aug-22 15:20:50

Happyme

Oh bother......was sort of assuming the boys come in the bike shed!!!!.
Now how can we lure some in? ?

I had to read your post several times Happy because my dirty mind was working overtime!!!!

Shirley48 Fri 19-Aug-22 15:55:36

Ouf, on my knees here. Just popped in for a quick one on my way home

Well, I hope someone in The Argy was able to sort you out. On your knees, eh?

AGAA4 Fri 19-Aug-22 16:01:20

GSM the poteen will clean your oven like new. We use it in the lavs too. Even the men's come up sparkling and fresh. It's potent stuff.

ixion Fri 19-Aug-22 17:02:56

Well, I hope someone in The Argy was able to sort you out. On your knees, eh?

Oh, indeed, Shirley48, didn't they just!

Yup, on my knees.
It's the regular pilots meetings that build up my flexibility.
I'm not known as Bendy Wendy for nothing.

Germanshepherdsmum Fri 19-Aug-22 17:33:36

Was that wot I was using in the lavs AGA? It worked very well. Especially when I eventually came back after the Jubilee do and fings weren't too fragrant. I'll take some home for the rest of my cleaning if you don't mind. Most efficacious, like Lily the Pink?

I like the sound of the pilots meetings. I could do with being more bendy. Especially after tackling that oven. I'm fair done in. Perhaps another poteen or two ...

ixion Fri 19-Aug-22 17:42:27

Find your own pilots Gsm.
These are mine, all mine.
Waiters, maybe?

Germanshepherdsmum Fri 19-Aug-22 17:50:00

I shall cry! I warn you, it's not a pretty sight! Just the one ... ? I do like a man in uniform. Are yours still wearing their uniforms? I mean, like, (as the young ones say) they haven't been pensioned off have they?

Shirley48 Fri 19-Aug-22 18:20:18

Just for you, GSM

Germanshepherdsmum Fri 19-Aug-22 18:30:28

Sorry, not my type at all. A pilot like the one in those Virgin Atlantic ads with the ladies in red uniforms is more what I was thinking of. A proper grown up man.

ixion Fri 19-Aug-22 19:46:48

I have the solution, Gsm.
You can have the ones who are cleanshaven, I will take, as it were, those with nicely trimmed beards.
?