Arschnophobes beware!!!!!

What can I do, though?
Seriously, I don't know how to deal with it, because there is no way I can go near it.

Get some toilet roll in a loosely folded, lightly scoop him up, and chuck the whole lot out of the window.
Can you do that?

‘Morning MissA ?
It’s very unlikely that it will be able to get out of the bath.
It’s either fallen in, or went in for a drink.
I really like spiders, it’s a shame I’m not there, I’d sort him out. (We could eat some toast together too )
Please don’t kill him.

It's almost as big as the palm of my hand!

It looks like one of ours. Perhaps someone ‘imported’ it from Oz ?

Insect spray will fix it!

Still trying to pluck up some courage....
I am on new water tablets and I need a wee!!!

Except I'm now too afraid to go in the bathroom at all.

Oh and I wrote arsephobes.
I'm going to have to spend the rest of the night going obsessively into the bathroom to make sure it hasn't got out of the bath.

It has eyes on stalks, or some big bobbles on them.

I would like to put something near it, so you can see the size, but the bathroom is out of use now, until I formulate a plan.