One of the gamekeepers (?) at Balmoral told a story of walking through the estate with the Queen.
They came upon some tourists who didn't recognise her, and got chatting.
"Have you ever met the Queen?" the tourists asked, to which the Queen replied,
"I haven't, but he has."
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