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Witzend Fri 02-Dec-22 20:33:06

That did raise a (wry) laugh, Maw - a friend of ours used to send a very long screed with his thoughts (or rather pontifications) on the state of the U.K./World. We called it The Thoughts Of Chairman Malcolm (not his real name).

An elderly Canadian relative of dh invariably sends 2 x A4 sides in a tiny font, detailing all the doings and ailments of 14 people you’ve never heard of, followed by every last detail of every holiday (a lot) that she’s taken since last Christmas - with every single ailment/fall/mishap encountered along the way.

Blondiescot Fri 02-Dec-22 20:30:11

Kate1949

Oh yes the Christmas Round Robin. I get one every year from someone who has a perfect life, perfect children, a soon to be born probably perfect grandchild. The holidays they've had, how well they are all doing and what the cat had for tea.

Oh god yes - these things are all the same, aren't they? Are they supposed to make the rest of us green with envy or something? I stopped sending cards to the relative who sends them every year in the hope that she'd take the hint. Maybe this year...

Kate1949 Fri 02-Dec-22 20:29:52

You are right Callistemon.

Callistemon21 Fri 02-Dec-22 20:17:45

Kate1949

Oh yes the Christmas Round Robin. I get one every year from someone who has a perfect life, perfect children, a soon to be born probably perfect grandchild. The holidays they've had, how well they are all doing and what the cat had for tea.

They're always perfect with perfect children and grandchildren in these Round Robins.

Then you might meet up occasionally and they confess that their lives are not so perfect, they're quite normal like everyone else!

ixion Fri 02-Dec-22 20:16:22

Do yours come with a gap for the sender to add your name, Maw in a misguided attempt to make them personalised?

Or do you get the 'Dear all' opening?
😡

Kate1949 Fri 02-Dec-22 20:13:27

Oh yes the Christmas Round Robin. I get one every year from someone who has a perfect life, perfect children, a soon to be born probably perfect grandchild. The holidays they've had, how well they are all doing and what the cat had for tea.

MawtheMerrier Fri 02-Dec-22 20:12:20

Yes to BOTH!

Oreo Fri 02-Dec-22 20:10:06

😂😂
Those things are so boring, I usually get at least three, look on them as free firelighters.

Galaxy Fri 02-Dec-22 20:07:53

Would it not be better to send cards to people you like grin

MawtheMerrier Fri 02-Dec-22 20:02:06

My heart sank. My first Christmas letter.
OK happy (ish) to know that friends from all those years ago at university are still at least together and alive but as so often happens with these epistles which are meant for a wide audience, the references to second cousin so-and-so go right over my head. Likewise how their grandchildren get to their new school since they moved (15 minutes in case you are interested)
Oh and the Buckingham Palace Garden Party that was cancelled .
But what really gets me is the need some writers seem to have to comment on the political or economic situation.
This isn’t the place for a “review of the year” . If I want informed comment I’ll read The Economist or The New Statesmen, thank you . I don’t need the view from Little Snoring on Sea.
In fact I am so agog with indifference, I don’t know if I’ll even bother sending them a Christmas card.
They must be confusing me with someone who gives a sh**.