You are a Burglar

The bath plug.
All the underwear

Batteries from the remotes and clocks.
Plugs from the sinks and bath.
Pull cords for bathroom lights.
One slipper from a pair
One glove from a pair

Toilet paper.
Door handles / knobs.
Light bulbs.
Keys for window locks.

Any chocolate,
Cords from window blinds
Dogs leash,

The person who sold us this house had a grievance and removed useful metal fittings. The waste disposal trap under the sink so that I turned the tap on and flooded the kitchen and the letterbox were the ones that I remember most clearly.

I think most of you have obviously been to stay in my holiday cottage over the years. If you haven't taken the item with you, you've left it somewhere very obscure!!

Emery board and nail scissors

The soap

All the pens

Teabags

downtoearth!! You are a sadist! (But how inventive)
I'd cut the plugs off everything and take them away.

Spectacles,

if they are like me they could look for days without realising

The wheelie bin rota ! (4 bins here, 1 every fortnight, 2 on alternate fortnights and one every 4th week, )

Spare socks in the hope they match mine

One of a pair of knitting needles currently in use.

secateurs

One sock from every pair
Elastic from their knickers

Kettle
Router
Spare batteries

And worst of al.........phone.

String (as much as possible!)
Sellotape and parcel tape.
Kitchen scissors.
Air fresheners.
I have strange obsessions!

The Mary Berry and/or Nigella and/or Delia cook book(s)
Great thread and some of you are evil geniuses.

Door keys. Any chocolates lying around (!)

The last pages of any whodunnit books.

My dictionary.

The bus timetable.

My address book

The 2 metal grills that sit on top of the burners of a gas hob.

A favourite cushion.

One glove, or one of anything which comes in pairs.

Scissors.

All the medication and tablets
Vinegar, sauce and ketchup
Tin opener and potato peeler
Scissors, cotton and sewing thread