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You are a Burglar

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VioletSky Sat 07-Jan-23 22:46:52

But you only steal things that slightly inconvenience people.

What are you taking?

I'd take:

The glass plate in the microwave

The knob off the oven.

The bathroom light bulb

OnwardandUpward Sat 07-Jan-23 22:49:34

Nail clippers are always useful grin

the lid off the toothpaste

the tv remote

Littleannie Sat 07-Jan-23 22:50:45

The phone and tablet chargers.
The TV remote control.

DaisyAlice Sat 07-Jan-23 22:53:29

Can opener. Toilet rolls.

Nell8 Sat 07-Jan-23 22:57:28

Sink plugs

Squiffy Sat 07-Jan-23 23:12:43

The loo seat. 🚽

VioletSky Sat 07-Jan-23 23:16:58

All the dressing gown cords

Marydoll Sat 07-Jan-23 23:19:42

Door of the washing machine

Back door key

HotfootSue67 Sat 07-Jan-23 23:24:26

Milk

Keys

Slippers

p0Sy Sat 07-Jan-23 23:26:26

Bath mat

SunshineSally Sat 07-Jan-23 23:31:52

Kettle

Teaspoons

Measuring jug

LisaAN Sat 07-Jan-23 23:32:45

Comb and hairbrush

Nanatoone Sat 07-Jan-23 23:34:50

What a lovely, evil lot! Thanks for the laugh. Now where are my nail clippers?

henetha Sat 07-Jan-23 23:39:24

The grill pan.
Matching plates
The cat.....or is that too unkind? grin

Yammy Sat 07-Jan-23 23:47:27

DH trousers
I pad
walking boots
manuals for the washing machine/spin dryer
Car keys his not mine
mirrors

ElaineI Sun 08-Jan-23 00:04:22

All the chargers, all the remotes and the garage door key!

Chestnut Sun 08-Jan-23 00:16:39

Shoe laces
Front doormat
Tea bags

VioletSky Sun 08-Jan-23 00:21:37

Chestnut

Shoe laces
Front doormat
Tea bags

Tea bags!?

You must have the mind of an evil genius

Ro60 Sun 08-Jan-23 00:31:10

Loving this πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Brilliant VS
The Christmas tree - wouldn't know until next year 😱

OnwardandUpward Sun 08-Jan-23 00:36:14

Coffee

VioletSky Sun 08-Jan-23 00:37:44

1/4 of a cm from the bottom of one table leg

SunshineSally Sun 08-Jan-23 00:42:46

VioletSky

1/4 of a cm from the bottom of one table leg

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SunshineSally Sun 08-Jan-23 00:46:16

Toilet flush handle

SunshineSally Sun 08-Jan-23 00:48:13

Or maybe the ballcock part as it’s not immediately obvious 🀣

Redhead56 Sun 08-Jan-23 01:06:07

Remotes
Lightbulbs from overhead lights I only like wall lights
Alexa we have several
Remove Hive from the wall
Every other gadget that irritates me in our house such as timers can’t stand them.