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You are a Burglar

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VioletSky Sat 07-Jan-23 22:46:52

But you only steal things that slightly inconvenience people.

What are you taking?

I'd take:

The glass plate in the microwave

The knob off the oven.

The bathroom light bulb

Wheniwasyourage Sun 08-Jan-23 15:35:59

The second book in any series and the second DVD in any series .

Every third pot plant.

One curtain.

Oreo Sun 08-Jan-23 14:50:50

Is the burglar a leprechaun?

One glove
One slipper
The biscuit box

Aldom Sun 08-Jan-23 14:12:05

TV sets
Router box
Sofa seat and back cushions
Matches

OnwardandUpward Sun 08-Jan-23 14:01:18

The window lock keys.

All coffee paraphenalia.

deodorant

timetogo2016 Sun 08-Jan-23 12:14:49

Door handles and door knobs.

FannyCornforth Sun 08-Jan-23 12:06:12

Nell8

All the mirrors

That would delight me!

FannyCornforth Sun 08-Jan-23 12:05:25

The absence of which small things would pee you off most?
For me it would be lip balms and tissues

VioletSky Sun 08-Jan-23 12:03:22

The key to bleed the radiators and the spare fuses

Someone has already done that here

FannyCornforth Sun 08-Jan-23 12:03:10

Thanks Violet, I think it was R4

FannyCornforth Sun 08-Jan-23 12:01:07

Take the batteries out of the remotes instead, or even just one.

Gillycats Sun 08-Jan-23 11:59:44

I’d take the plugs off everything, toilet roll and the tv remote control x

VioletSky Sun 08-Jan-23 11:59:21

One of my AC saw it somewhere, probably one of their forums

FannyCornforth Sun 08-Jan-23 11:53:14

Where was this from VS?
I heard it somewhere else recently and now it’s bugging me

VioletSky Sun 08-Jan-23 11:50:40

A middle button off every shirt

VioletSky Sun 08-Jan-23 11:49:25

Ooh and the bottle opener

VioletSky Sun 08-Jan-23 11:49:10

The tin opener

Grantanow Sun 08-Jan-23 11:39:06

The Tampax.

Tizliz Sun 08-Jan-23 11:28:22

In my daughter’s house of 4 teenagers, the chargers

Hellogirl1 Sun 08-Jan-23 11:24:57

The new diet book

Aldom Sun 08-Jan-23 11:18:23

Hearing aids
Clocks
Mobile phones
Landline phone
Ninja airfrier
grin

downtoearth Sun 08-Jan-23 11:12:06

Toilet rolls
But would leave sandpaper
Spectacles
Batteries from the remote

Callistemon21 Sun 08-Jan-23 11:09:06

The car key
The back door key
The shower head
All the pillows

Littleannie Sun 08-Jan-23 11:05:19

All the coat hangers
The curtains and blinds from the bedrooms

Nell8 Sun 08-Jan-23 10:01:52

All the mirrors

Jaxjacky Sun 08-Jan-23 09:58:48

iPad/iPhone charger.
Box of tissues.
Bookmark from current book.