Irish joke on subject of funerals,
It was Patrick’s funeral and all were gathered in church, the priest said ‘Now as you all know, I’m new in this parish and didn’t even meet Patrick although am sure he was a grand fella, so I’d like you to take turns and call out something nice about the man you remember’.
Dead silence that went on for several minutes. ‘Ah come on now’ says the priest ‘just have a think, then call out’.
Still silence, then a voice at the back pipes up ‘His brother was worse!’ All nod in agreement then more silence.😆