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What title would your novel have?

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LRavenscroft Wed 17-May-23 17:29:21

Recently I thought of the phrase 'Sometimes you have to say goodbye before you say Hello' and one Gransnetter thought it was a good title for a novel. What would the title of your novel be if you wrote one?

Nannyjaxx Wed 24-May-23 12:35:42

As an ex publican mine would have to be ;
My life behind bars.

Keffie12 Wed 24-May-23 12:32:42

"Papa Maverick Chick" and "I guess we signed the Contract"

These are two books I have written. They are not in the public arena nor ever will be, because the story is too outing. We live in too smaller world today

I've got one hell of a life story. Think Kathleen Cookson/Victoria Holte style. I needed to get it all in book format after years of therapy.

The first one was from my birth incorporating 100 year family history before that up until 2011, the year after my mom passed.

The 2nd I started writing the year after my late husband passed in 2018. That book incorporates from 2012 to present day.

It's been a really good cathartic process

Sawsage2 Wed 24-May-23 12:25:48

I'd rather have a 'bottle in front of me' than a 'frontal lobotomy' !

LovelyLady Wed 24-May-23 11:52:26

MissChateline. I enjoyed reading your input re waiting for whales. It took me to my own childhood. Our primary teacher was from Barra and she filled our wee heads with the stories of her magnificent island childhood where freedom was accepted. We were in the heart of Scotland and her uplifting stories were magical. We all enthusiastically spoke, even now, with a beautiful island lilt in our wee voices. (Think of Miss Jean Brody) All these years later - Most of us still speak with that emphasis.
My voice has got me more jobs and compliments as well as admirers, and I thank my teacher for this.
Just now our children are speaking with tv type of odd accents. I can assure them get a soft Barra accent and the world will love you.
Some will disagree but it worked for me.

grandMattie Wed 24-May-23 11:41:05

If life gives you lemons….

Chicklette Wed 24-May-23 11:37:30

I wrote a novel once, title Shouting in a Vacuum. I was quite proud of title as I felt it expressed the protagonist’s despair. If I wrote my autobiography (which I’d never do) I’d call it Flippin’ Heck, Not Again!

inishowen Wed 24-May-23 11:26:04

I also wrote a novel when I left school. It was about being a teenager. Sadly I threw it away. I'd love to read it now.

aonk Sun 21-May-23 09:18:21

The Quiet House.
About a lonely person.

absent Sun 21-May-23 08:57:34

I did write a fairly awful novel in my late teens, typing it on an old upright Remington. I called it "Jesus had Hay Fever", which seemed appropriate and meaningful at the time, but I cannot now remember why.

Grantanow Sun 21-May-23 08:32:22

'Down the pan' - a fast-moving novel set in the fluid world of water companies.

Aveline Thu 18-May-23 09:00:39

A storyline coming to me as I'm trying to sleep keeps me awake foxie48 it's annoying but also interesting! Can't win.

foxie48 Thu 18-May-23 08:47:39

I do wish we had a like button as some of these have made me smile.

Not the title of an autobiography or novel, Aveline
Actually my latest way of getting off to sleep is writing a story in my head, I never get past the first page!

Greyduster Thu 18-May-23 08:17:44

Grand Designs - Lessons in Failure.

Aveline Thu 18-May-23 08:13:13

Just get on and write it. Think about potential readership. Autobiographies are probably not of any interest to people outside your family so write a novel. Stop prevaricating and do it!

Marmin Thu 18-May-23 08:06:10

The aardvark that bought our house.

Lexisgranny Thu 18-May-23 07:59:57

Today is Yesterday’s Tomorrow

Clawdy Thu 18-May-23 07:56:36

Mayhap.

Ali23 Wed 17-May-23 21:30:27

Live and Learn

Casdon Wed 17-May-23 21:18:39

The Dog Ate My Caramac.

foxie48 Wed 17-May-23 21:00:23

The Procrastinator, I'm going to start writing it tomorrow.

MrsKen33 Wed 17-May-23 20:07:29

I’m on my third and I’m not telling.

Bodach Wed 17-May-23 19:31:43

"Nothing on the Clock but the Maker's Name".

Bridie22 Wed 17-May-23 19:28:02

" If Only"

GrannyGravy13 Wed 17-May-23 18:58:37

What if?

M0nica Wed 17-May-23 18:47:32

I think I am the only person I know who has never nursed a secret desire to write a novel. Not even a really dreadful one. I couldn't and I know it. So it is no novel with no name.